2 Jokers (Hunter X Hunter fanfic) [HIATUS]

Chapter 03: Lots Of Running...

~Kyoki's POV~

We ran, and ran, and ran some more. Did I happen to mention running? How about running? or running perhaps? maybe running? Hm, I feel like I'm forgetting something...Oh oh! I know! We also ran.

"Fudge it, I'm bored as hell" I said aloud, jogging along and nearly falling asleep on my feet. I had actually be sleep running at one point, but then some guy, who was now missing a few fingers, had woken me up via bumping into me.

I yawned hugely then saw the brat. He was talking to another kid around his age and was running, skateboard tucked under one arm.

I had nothing better to do so I grinned and silently ran up behind him. I leaned forward and let out a puff of breath on the back of his neck.

He jumped a foot in the air and his hair stood strait up. "Damn it you hag don't do that!" He exclaimed when he saw me. I smiled innocently and waved cheerfully at him.

"Nice to see you too brat~" I said. "What was that for!?" He demanded, I sighed. "To be blunt, I'm bored. Who's this brat?" I asked looking at the kid next to him. (She is asking Killua a question, and referring to him, not Gon, as brat)

"I'm Gon" the kid said, my eyebrows arched. "Your last name wouldn't happen to be Freeces, would it?" I asked. "It is, how'd you know?" I rubbed my forehead.

"I knew it, those brown eyes, the spiky hair, you're Ging's kid" I stated, pointing at him. "You knew my dad?!" He exclaimed. I nodded, fingers gently massaging my temples.

"Ah, I knew him, all he talked about was you, the.whole.freaking.time.I.was.with.him." I said through gritted teeth. If I'd had a wall, I would have been banging my head against is. "How did you know him? You look too young" Gon said.

Killua laughed "Don't be deceived, this old hag is actually 29 years ol-" he never finished that sentence...RIP you useless brat. Rest.In.Pieces.

"ANYWAAAYY! *ahem* to answer your former question, I met Ging by accident really. I was younger at the time, I met him while on a assassinat-...while on a job. He was just kind of there, I was camping and he stumbled upon me, he asked to stay. He literally was lost! So, being the extremely generous and amazing person I am~" Killua choked "I let him. I regretted that decision the whole time he was there...".

"Why?" Gon asked. "He kept going on and on, and on...and on...andonandonandonandonandon and ON about how he'd just had to leave his son behind, and how he figured you'd be a hunter like him when you grew up, yada yada yada, endlessly, as a result I didn't get any sleep. I take sleep very seriously." I grated.

"Haha" Gon said, smiling hugely. He seemed happy to hear anything about his father. "How old were you when you met him?" Killua asked mischievously.

I glared at him and huffed "17" he burst out laughing, for which I whacked him. While he was busy rubbing his head and complaining, I turned back to Gon.

"Have you ever met your father?" I asked, he shook his head. "No, but that's why I'm here! I'm gonna become a Hunter and find him!" He said, looking determined.

I laughed "Good luck, Ging's a slippery geezer" I said. "How come your so nice to him?!" Killua demanded, cutting through our conversation.

I scowled at him "Because unlike you, Gon isn't an annoying brat" I stated. "Hmph" he said, turning his head away. I speculated.

'Judging from his personality, this brat will probably be a Transmuter, Gon I suspect will be an Enhancer like his father' I thought in my head.

I had come up with the basic personality test of figuring out people's Nen types at around 15 years of age, which I had later taught to Hisoka, who then made his own version.