☁︎︎ 𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕒 ☁︎︎

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𝙄 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮/𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙖𝙧!
𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮  😳✌️
𒊹︎𒊹︎𒊹︎

| hi hi katsuki! this is y/n, i got your number from kirishima 😳✌️
| whats your address so i can come over for tutoring??

kit kat-suki is typing...

fuck i forgot i told you that shit |
also what's with the shitty nickname?|

| bruh
| just answer the question i need help hhshdhdjkd

you're fucking annoying |
you type like a sixth grader |

| 👁👄👁

it's 69420 all might avenue |
if you're not here in twenty minutes I'm not gonna help |

| oh shit
| you're like just down the street from me lmao

fml |

| >:0
| aight ill be there in twenty pls don't get mad if I'm like one second late

shut the fuck up and hurry your ass up |
bye |

You laughed, placing your phone down and quickly pulling on a oversized F/C hoodie. It was cold, which meant cold air, and you hated the icy nip of the wind on your body. You hummed as you brushed through your hair, not even bothering to fix the small cowlicks you had. After all, Bakugo wouldn't mind. Your mom walked in the room, smiling.

  "Whatcha up to, honey?"

  "Getting ready to go to a friend's house for tutoring. My grades are gonna suffer if I don't pass these tests." You sighed, turning your head to examine your face and make sure you looked presentable. Your mom stared at you for a moment, and then her mouth formed an O as realization struck her.

  'My little girl is in love, isn't she?! Aww, I wonder who it is!'

  About ten minutes later you walked out the door, heart thumping with excitement. Not only would you get to see Bakugo, but you would get to see Bakugo's cool parents. You glanced at the Google Maps on your phone, starting to walk towards the location. You stuck your earbuds in your ears, humming along with the song you had chosen; Buttercup by Jack Stauber. You looked down at your phone again, then groaned, opening up your messenger again as you waited at the bus stop.

  | uh so actually
| you live on like the next street over from me
| and imma have to take the bus
| i might be like five minutes late pls don't be mad hshdhdjkfkf 😭

kit kat-suki is typing...

you're fucking hopeless wtf |
you'd better only be five minutes late |
I have better shit to do than wait around for your ass |

  | sorry hhhh
| oh btw who else is gonna be there??

just us |
shitty hair cancelled at the last minute bc of some unknown reason |
and I didn't invite anyone else |

  | 😳
| well shiver me timbers
| quality bonding time? i think yes

hurry the fuck up I'm horny and i'm stuck home alone waiting for your ass |
*HUNGRY |

  | KATSUKI OMGG
| IM CRYING W H A T

I MEANT HUNGRY YOU DUMBFUCK I HAVE FOOD GETTING DELIVERED TO ME SOON |
JUST HURRY THE FUCK UP SO I CAN EAT MY TACOS |
BYE |

  You burst out laughing at the messages he sent, face reddening. You shook your head as you continued to laugh, getting on the bus. The bus driver stared at you oddly as you sat down, still giggling slightly. A man next to you gave you a toothy grin, leaning close to you.

  "Whatcha laughing at, sunshine?"

  You glanced at him, taking out an earbud and smiling politely. "Hm?"

  "I asked what you were laughing about. Can I know?" The man said, winking. You grinned to yourself. You knew exactly what to do with creeps like this.

  "Ah, man, do I have a story for you! So, my aunt Martha, right? Totally nuts. She goes out and buys a chicken, a duck, and a turkey. All live animals, mind you. I walk into the kitchen Thanksgiving morning to see what she's doing, and I'm completely in shock. I say, 'Aunt Martha, what are you doing?' She looks at me and says, 'I'm making a turducken!' This woman was..." You paused to fake laugh. "This woman was shoving the chicken up the duck's ass, the duck up the turkey's ass, and the turkey up her own ass!"

  The man's eyes widened as you cackled, slapping your knee for dramatic effect. He quickly stood up and went to the other side of the bus, averting his eyes from you. You glanced at him, laughter fading. You giggled, standing up as the bus came to a stop.

  "Of course, that story was all fictional. But, hey! You wanted to know!"

  And with that, you left the bus, leaving the man and the bus driver in shock.

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