Advanced Cave Systems and Fire Lizards [Book 6 of The New Noblesse]

Time To Save People- Nothing New

'Akaku, akaku, akaku, yurete, yumeno, yumeno, yumeno, hate nagarerarenai-' my cellphone's ringing, that's Erza's ringtone. Lucifer made to stand, but I shook my head.

"I got it! No, I don't, where is it?" He pointed it out on a table to my left.

"Thanks." I muttered, going over to it. Erza invited me to join the guild Fairy Tail about two days ago when I met her, but I declined, not wanting to join a guild without knowing what kind of guild it was. Later on, Lucifer explained that I was an idiot and told me about the importance of Fairy Tail and everyone in it. Yes, you may shun me. I deserve it -.-

So now I'm at an inn. Such a peasant.

"Hey, what's up?" I answered, and her frantic voice made me blink.

"Kuroi, get over here." she said, and I stood, waving Lucifer over. Making a bunch of gestures as I listened to Erza explain the situation, he nodded and brought my dress and boots, and stuck a bow he found on the table next to the phone in my hair as I yanked my boots on. He tied the laces for me, and held the phone while it was on speakerphone as I got dressed.

"Got it, on my way." I said, and was out the door in seconds.

Following her directions, I arrived at the place, and blinked. It was a building, definitely, but there was wind everywhere. Okay, that was a dumb thing to say. I mean there was wind swirling around it like a freaking tornado that refused to budge and terrorize a different part of town. Sigh. I pretty much dived in, not knowing exactly what I would be faced with. Wrinkling my nose at the beat up and unconscious bodies on the ground, I began to sniff out Erza. I found her, soon enough, with a spiky pink haired dude with a scaly looking scarf, and a dude without a shirt with really dark blue hair, bordering black.

"Yo, Erza. I have a life, despite what Lucifer might tell you." I said, coming up behind her and nudging her playfully. The two guys freaked the fuck out, and it was weird, but whatever. Erza turned in surprise, because my ninja skillz are awesome ninja skillz, and she didn't hear me coming.

"We need a way out of here, and this guy's the only one who can stop the wind outside." she said, and I blinked.

"And what's the problem? Torture it out of him. Better yet, let's call Naruto, he'll talk it out of him. Nah, I'm thinking Ibiki would be more suited to this. Y'know, interrogation specialist and all? Aanywhore, since they're all -quite literally- dimensions away, twenty two dimensions to the right of this one, actually, I got this!" I said, grinning, and went up to the guy. I could tell Erza had ignored half the stuff I said, and it didn't bother me at all; people needed to do that if they were to have a proper conversation with me, or to even be able to tolerate me, in general.

"Hey there." I greeted, and he narrowed his eyes at me.

"I won't do it." he said, and I blinked.

"I never said you'd have to; I control everything, dear sir, so all you have to do, is tell us how to do it, and your limbs won't accidentally break." I said, grabbing his arm and twisting it. He winced.

"Never." I sighed. Well, this is annoying. I don't particularly like torturing people, but now I can't get out either -Thanks, Erza- so I gotta know as well. Wait. I'm the Noblesse. If there's anything I don't have to do then that's wait in line. So.

"Fuck this, I'm leaving." I grabbed Erza and the two guys, and used the shadows to go to outside the building. No questions were asked, but they were looking for someone. Two people, actually.

"Hey, where's Happy?" the pink haired one -'Natsu', Lucifer graciously informs me- asked, and I blinked. Who names their child 'Happy'?

"Lucy's in there too." Erza said, and I sighed.