Blaise: Ron, I think we should learn sign language.
Ron: Why would we do that?
*Ron starts drinking butterbeer*
Blaise: So I can tell you how much I want to fuck you in front of your family.
*Ron starts choking and coughing violently*
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...