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*Harry is introducing Draco as his boyfriend to Ron and Hermione*
Ron: I want to talk with the ferret. Alone.
*They walk into another room.*
Harry: Do you think they will be ok?
Hermione: Yes, they will be fine.
*Screaming and crashing is coming from the other room. Harry and Hermione run in.*
*Ron and Draco are standing on a table, hugging each other.*
Ron and Draco: Kill it. Kill it. Kill it! KILL IT!
Harry: Kill what?
*Ron points to the floor, where a tiny spider is crawling.*
Hermione: We are dating idiots.
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
