James: My friends are forcing me to flirt with you. Can I?
Severus: Absolutely not.
James: Can I at least compliment you?
Severus: Fine.
James: *Slowly leaning in* You have really nice eyes...
Severus: Alright! That's enough! That's enough!
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...