*Draco in front of the Slytherin painting*
Painting: Password?
Draco: Snape.
Painting: Incorrect.
Draco: What? Ok, whatever. Pureblood.
Painting: Incorrect.
*Harry underneath the invisibility cloak, stalking Draco*
*Thinking* Harry: How does he not know his own password?
Draco: Can you at least tell me who changed it?
Painting: Miss Parkinson.
Draco: Of course it was her.
Painting: I feel sorry for you, Mr Malfoy, but rules are rules. Password?
Draco: I love Harry Potter.
*Thinking* Harry: What?!
Painting: Incorrect.
Draco: I want to marry Harry Potter.
Painting: Incorrect.
Draco: Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter.
Painting: Incorrect.
*Thinking* Harry: Is this real? Or is this some sort of sick joke?
Draco: I want to bang the boy-who-wouldn't-fucking-die.
Painting: Correct.
Draco: I'm going to kill you Pansy.
*Thinking* Harry: Oh my Merlin.
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
