*Sirius is walking back to Hogwarts after drinking, on the phone with Remus, and is drunk out of his mind*
Sirius: I can hear footsteps. Oh my merlin, what if someone is following me! What if I'm going to be kidnapped! Remus, I love you!
Remus: Sirius, are you walking?
Sirius: Oh, yeah.
Remus: Now that we have that settled, what was that about you loving me?
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...