*Hermione and Pansy are on a date. They are walking along the seaside. Hermione shivers*
Pansy: What's wrong?
Hermione: Nothing, I'm just cold.
Pansy: Didn't I tell you to take your jacket?
*Plus her coat on Hermione*
Now you're cold,
*Takes a random woman's scarf and puts it on Hermione*
and will probably catch a cold.
*Takes a man's woolly hat, and shoves it onto Hermione*
This way we won't be able to go on dates,
*Accio's a pair of gloves*
And I will be the worst girlfriend,
*Gets another coat and puts that on Hermione as well*
In the history of girlfriend!
*Hermione more represents a stuffed turkey*
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
