Ginny: Yeah, so I kissed Luna, can you please not freak out?
Harry: I think I'm hyperventilating.
Luna: Harry, please.
Harry: My hands are literally shaking.
Ginny: Mate, don't.
Harry: I'm sweating. See this? These are actual tears of joy.
Ginny: Just don't scream, nobody knows yet, please I'm being you-
Ron, bursting into the common room: Did you just what?! LET ME SEE THOSE SWOLLEN LIPS OF YOURS!
Luna: Ron! Please!
Ginny: I want to bloody die.
Ron: I'm going to write to mum right now! She is going to piss herself! HARRY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE THEM ANOTHER YEAR OR SO!!
Harry: That's the kind of support I expect from a relationship.
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...