hellhole
asstronut: ngl maki roll, you're terrible at golf
youneedtochill: do you want to die?
cockitchy: oo we got sum beef here @shoeitchy
shoeitchy: wtf it's like 4am go to bed kokichi
thot: the virgins are matching yall
shslmom: why are you guys up? go to bed, you need 8 to 9 hours of sleep per day.
cockitchy: geez mom, no need to be so formal
shoeitchy: she's right kokichi, go to bed
cockitchy: only if i can come over??
shoeitchy: err sure i guess
simpforcats: why were you and maki even playing golf at 4am
asstronut: no reason
ultimatefeminist: if you degenerates wake himiko up i will neo-aikido you
cockitchy: woww so scary :insert_scared_emoji:
shoeitchy: go to beedddd
thot: you two are the gayest shit ever
ultimatefeminist: .
der flohwalzer: guys wanna go for a late night snack trip
asstronut: i'm in
youneedtochill: i'm not
asstronut: makirolllllll
avocadohead: sure thing
cockitchy: me too!!
cockitchy: also saihara-chan is sleeping so i'm gonna sneak out like the bad boy i am
avocadohead: ohh so shuichi likes badboys okk
cockitchy: FUCK OFF
cockitchy: and did you just call him by his first name
avocadohead: yes
ultimatefeminist: i'll go with
der flohwalzer: okay, everyone meet at my dorm
kokichi shut off his phone and slowly crept towards the door. he took one last glance at shuichi, how peaceful. kokichi smiled before he went to kaede's dorm.
hellhole
shoeitchy: what's this i heard about kokichi sneaking out hm
cockitchy: SHIT
cockitchy: WHO TF TOLD HIM WE DELETED THE MESSAGES
der flohwalzer: not me
ultimatefeminist: not me
avocadohead: me
cockitchy: sleep with one eye open amami-kun
pureboy: gd morning every1!!
dickless: morning, gonta
atuaismydaddy: good morning! atua wishes you all a good day!
itsmagicccc: i wanna sleeeepp
ihave53weaves: HELP
ihave53weaves: I NEED SOMEONE TO COSPLAY WITH PLEASEEEEEEE
cockitchy: i volunteer saihara-chan!
shoeitchy: kichi whyy
cockitchy: i cant have you cuddling with me all day
youneedtochill: i am with kaito, sorry tsumugi
pureboy: gonta catch bugs!!! srry!!
ihave53weaves: shuichi?
shoeitchy: fine, NO cross-dressing tho
shuichi placed his phone in his pocket as he made his way to tsumugi's dorm. "what is i-" shuichi looked around. dresses and skirts were scattered everywhere.
"tsumugi! i said no cross-dressing!" shuichi whined. "just one?"
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kokichi stared at his phone as he yawned. without shuichi, his day was boring.
hellhole
cockitchy: @shoeitchy @shoeitchy @shoeitchy SHUMAI
shoeitchy: this is tsumugi, and shuichi's wearing a skirt!!
kokichi's face instantly lit up as he rushed over to tsumugi's dorm. "oh, hey kokichi! i'm guessing you're here for your beloved." tsumugi let him in.
kokichi rushed in and saw shuichi wearing a maid outfit. "eeeeekkkk! saihara-chan, you look like an anime girl!" kokichi ran up to shuichi.
"ouma-kun?" shuichi smiled. "what happened to me being clingy huh?" kokichi pouted. "shumai's being a meanie!" kokichi hugged shuichi even tighter.
"oh and, i snatched your wallet." kokichi smiled as he ran out of the room.
"kokichi! i know this is one of your tricks!" shuichi ran out.
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oumasai oneshots | fluff
Fanfiction*cover art does not belong to me, credits to the original owner heyo this is just a book of one-shots i think of them instead of studying 😍
