⌜ 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚢 ⌟ 🕷️ peter parker x male reader

BONUS CONTENT

//some nonsense to make you all smile or laugh when I'm still procrastinating as you guys wait for Phase Two or my Hiccup fanfic. I might or might put some characters that are spoilers to Phase Two and somewhat scenes from other Phases//

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Mackey: Hey, (Y/N), is that milk?

(Y/N): Yeah, it is. Why?

Mackey: Can I have some?

(Y/N): Sure *passes her the glass of milk* Why did you asked?

Mackey: I'm Lactose Intolerant, I hope this kills me *chugs*

(Y/N): MACKEY, NOOO!!!

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~phone rings and Peter picks it up~

Peter: Hello?

Willa: *On the line* Hi, Peter! Axel told me that you and (N/N) are dating. How does it feel?

Peter: *glances at (Y/N)*

~(Y/N) is currently floating upside down and drinks a can of Pepsi. Accidentally waterboards himself and coughs for 15 seconds. Shrugs and continues doing it again~

Peter: It's okay, a little strange but you'll get used to it. I guess....

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Astrid: There are going to be rules if you wanna date my cousin and the first rule is: You Can't.

Hiccup: *started sweating nervously*

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Ruffnut: If the water lands on sand, would the water be sandy? Or would the sand be wet?

Tuffnut: If you're waiting for the waiter, wouldn't that make you the waiter?

Astrid: Those two share one brain cell, I swear.

(Y/N): Here's a question, If I get my sword would this conversation will be the end of all conversation that are nonsense?

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Tony: Stressed

Steve: Depressed

Wanda: Possessed

Natasha: Impressed

Peter: Blessed

(Y/N): Chicken Breast

Peter: What?

(Y/N): Just wanna join, is all.

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MJ: So you two got kicked out in the theatres?

Willa: Yep.

MJ: Why?

Willa: Axel was shouting diving scores when we were watching the scene at Titanic where everyone has to jump.

Axel: That guy did a solid 9.5

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Peter: Hey, Harry. You got a cut on your lip.

Harry: Yeah, I know.