Hermitcraft Oneshots

Karma for stealing

(Cod Grian...what an interesting concept  SET IN SEASON 7! Like every weird fanfic that has Scar make some weird potions for reasons unknown  Let's get this started)

Soon to be cod POV 

It looks like I ran out of blocks for my mansion. I looked at my phone 

23:43 

I have been working for that long?!! I don't believe it to be honest' I thought when I landed on the stairs of my beautiful build looking at the entrance as the stars shined above with tea in hand 'Door..." My body immediately flys towards Larry the snail landing on the platform gracefully because I am a perfection. "So you are here! Dear door" I said to the door as I leaned my axe to it. Smiling I sliced the door breaking it and adding it to my collection

In the inside there are many potions on the table with a bubbling cauldron full of some mysterious liquid with the same purplish colour. I became invested and went to the display looking at it intensely "Well Look at this! Scar is making something" I said to myself holding it in my hand, it was warm meaning that it is freshly brewed. I giggled as I opened the bottle and clugged it. 

"THAT WAS AN AWFUL IDEA!!!" I shouted at the amount of salt in the drink. It was like saltwater mixed with grape. I gaged and fell down on the floor for a few minutes

I felt a difficulty breathing as I walked out the door frame. I climbed down the ladder feeling my body is going to shut down any second. I tried running but it only made it worse. 'Screw it!' I thought as I grabbed my rockets in my hand and somehow managed to set off to the sky

Only to fall down and reach the water as I passed out 

The person who made the potion POV 

From the village I heard a big splash from the creeper pond 'Is Grian plotting something again?' I thought as I walked over with Jellie resting on my shoulder. Jellie immediately jumped off and went to the pond mewing at something. For my knowledge the pond's fish are dead 

"Jellie dear there's nothing the-" I look towards one of the sides of the pond. Grian just laying there "Grian!!" I picked up Jellie and rushed to his side and checked his neck for a pulse only to feel something different. 

I lifted the little man up to and saw the things on his neck. Gills...they are gills. Jellie began trying to attack him seemingly wants to eating the man "Jellie Jellie! This is Grian, not a fish NO attacking" I said as Jellie turned to me in attempt to convince me to let her eat him with her lovely eyes but I firmly shook my head "We have fish at home so no" she sits next me in defeat.

I smiled at my cat and begin to look at Grian again. Some fin like features grew on his arm, it was brown almost like a cod 'Wait the second!' I thought as I started laughing 'Don't tell me he drank that potion!' No wonder...I have never thought it'll work THIS well 

I placed Cod man in the water and decide to go back to Larry to get some coral for him "I think red would be great him" I said as I tried to find it in the millions of shucker boxes that are in and in front of my base 

"MEEOWW!!!" "SCARR SCARR HELP ME!!" 

Did I let Jellie alone with Grian...Oh no! 

I walked back to the pond as I saw Jellie bit Grian in the arm then th cod man freaking out about it "Jellie!! Come here come here" I said as the cat looked at me with semi disappointment and jumped into my arms and on my shoulders again "Thank you Scar! Your cat is scary" he said while grabbing the bite with his hand "I'll get some bandages.." I said "Can't I come with you?" He said not realising his condition.

He tries to move then gives a surprised look as he looked as his new tail "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He screams has caused Jellie to screech and run back into the base "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!" he shouted then made some "Wha-" "how.." sounds

"Cod man.." I said teasing him. His cheeks went red "WHY?! Why would it turn me into a fish!" he said flopping his hands on the water.

"No wonder, I thought it was fishy that one of potions disappeared"

"Scar.."

"Carol let me Finish my sentence"

"my name is not-"

"Any fin can happen with potions" 

"Scar!!!!!" Grian splashes water to my face then I laughed at his anger for my puns "ahh G ok let me heal you" he placed his hand in front me and looked away from me still being a mad mer..mer-cod. I patched him up and he splashes water at me again! "Fish doesn't do that!" I said now covered in water 

"You deserve that!...and turn me back wizard man" he sank his head underwater and it somehow doesn't affect his speech "Wait three days till the affect go away Grian, maybe that would teach you not to steal or drink things that isn't yours!" I began running away giggle as the cod just screams my name 

Karma is just amazing! 

:p  Yay it is finished! :D Please enjoy this @Crazycatmeow413 . It took long but exams are over so I might just have more time for other requests 

Thank you for reading my dear readers and I love you all