Dubu: Y/N!!! You have a package!!
Y/N: I'll be there in a sec!
-5 Minutes later-
Dubu: What's taking you so long??
Y/N: I'm still doing something!
Dubu: Where are you ???
Y/N: IN THE BATHROOM!
Dubu: Wha-What the fuck are you doing in there??
Y/N: Something totally not weird
Dubu: Just hurry up!
Y/N: Can you open my package ??
Dubu: *Opens the package* Wh-What?!
Y/N: *Goes to the living room* It's for you sweetheart, Happy Birthday!
Dubu: aww, Thank you.
Y/N: There's another present waiting for you in the bedroom 😏
Dubu: 😳😳😳😳