Sanders Sides Oneshots

What Are Friends With Benefits?? (Logicality)

[small spicy warning??]
Patton hopped into the living room with a big smile. He had a question for Logan and found him sitting on the couch, as he scanned the room. Logan was sipping some kind of hot drink, probably tea, while reading a book.

Patton stretched out and plopped onto Logan. Logan was sitting with his arm over the couch's arm as he reached for the tea on the table next to him. Patton leaned forward draping his body over Logan's thighs and laid his head on the couch's arm. Logan adjusted his positioning so he could see the book in his one hand, leaving his tea forgotten on the table. Patton did this kind of thing quite often, he often needed physical contact with others and Logan didn't mind providing that, he actually quite enjoyed the random moments of affection. Because of this, some days Patton would enter a room just to snuggle Logan before leaving, once again.

"Hey, Logey?" Logan remembered his tea and reached out for it, "Yes, Patton?" Logan replied before he took a sip. "What are friends with benefits?" Logan choked on his drink and quietly slammed his tea back onto its place on the table. Patton pulled away at his unusual reaction. "Well the-they are uhm.. Wait! Why do you want to know?" Logan fidgeted with his glasses, "Because Roman asked if we were."

Logan almost shouted in surprise, "He's asking you to be friends with benefits?!?!" A bizarre mixture of protectiveness and possession crossed his features. Patton was still confused but chuckled, "Oh no, he was asking if you and I were." Logan adverted his eyes as he was filled with relief and a different kind of worry. His brain tried to compute why Roman would ask that.

Patton's eyes furrowed, "Are you okay, Logan? You look a little flushed." Logan's skin only heated up more as Patton leaned closer and placed a hand on his forehead. Logan dared to lean closer, glancing at Patton's lips for a moment, before pulling away completely.

Logan stuttered, "I'm quite alright. Though, I will admit I was a bit surprised. Friends with benefits are.." Logan searched for the right words, "..special friends that aim to please each other."

Patton's face light up, "So like us!" Logan attempted to hide his face with his hands, "Not exactly, they aim to uh please each other..physically."

Patton's eyes met Logan's as he stifled a laugh, "That's just like us, silly We cuddle all the time!" Logan murmured something. "What was that Logan?" Logan's gaze was now fixated on his fidgeting hands, as if not noticing the other's presence. Despite this, Logan gave the softest reply Patton had ever recieved, "........sexually."

"Oh."

"Yeah..."

An uncomfortable silence fell over the two as they tried to figure out what to do. After a short while of intense thought,  Logan noticed a hand on his tie as he was pulled towards Patton's lips, "Would you like us to be?" Logan could feel Patton's breath on his lips and desired nothing more than to close the torturous distance between them. THEN HE REALIZED WHAT PATTON SAID.

Logan looked up into his half lidded eyes and choked out the words, "I-uh...well I wouldn't be opposed?" Logan was unable to tell whether or not this was some kind of trap but he wanted Patton in any way he could get him.

Patton smirked as he moved onto Logan's lap and innocently asked, "So than you wouldn't mind this?" Patton pressed his body against Logan and started grinding. Logan moaned with surprise and pleasure earning his partner's heartbeat to increase dramatically. "Or, this?" Patton slowly reached up Logan's shirt and ran his hands against his warm skin. Logan bit his lip and pulled Patton closer. Patton smiled at the action before connecting their lips, they kissed deeply enjoying every sensation. "Holy heck what is going on here?"

Shoot..Roman. Virgil entered the room directly behind him, "What do you—?" Virgil then saw the compromising position the two were in and appeared extremely embarrassed. Virgil shielded his face with both hands before muttering a simple, "Nope!" And leaving the room.

Roman smirked, "Have fun you two love birds! It was about time you confessed to each other!"

Roman turned to leave before being questioned by the one he referred to as a nerd, "Confessed? What do you mean by that Roman?" Roman blinked before furrowing his brow in confusion, "That you like each other?" The smaller one squeaked, "WAIT YOU LIKE ME?!" Logan's face reddened even more than before. "You two were making out and you didn't know he liked you?" Now it was Patton's turn to turn red, "Wait, but the only reason why you would really kiss someone you're not interested in is if you wanted to have.." Roman's confused face was struck by a realization, "You didn't." He said in disbelief. The other two sides didn't respond.

Roman burst out into laughter, "Wait! Wait wait wait wait was this about what I asked? The friends with...." Roman trailed off as he continued laughing, once again. Logan finished his sentence, "benefits." Roman gasped, "Wait you didn't ask Patton to—" The taller one shook his head with a microscopic smile, "No." The smaller one had an embarrassed look crossing his petite face, "I..uhm, I asked." Roman gaped for a moment before twirling with excitement-his ship had sailed~his ship had sailed~ yesss~

The other two were baffled at his reaction, "I've been shipping you two for months and now Virgil owes me 30 bucks!" The three laughed as Roman left the room with a wink, "I'll leave you to it!"