The Forbidden Love a Loki fan fiction

That Donkus named Thor

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Loki's point of view~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Before Donny could reply, something tackled me. I yelped as it pushed me to the ground. As it hit me, the pain of all the cuts and bruises from the explosion intensified.
I made my dagger appear and I stabbed it in what I assumed was a thigh. The creature flinched and leaped off of me.
"Loki! Calm down it's just me, Thor." Said Thor.
"THOR, YOU BIG OAF! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!" I yelled.
Thor smiled. "It's nice to see you again, brother. Now could you please remove your dagger from my leg?"
I sighed and disappeared my dagger.
"Thanks." Said Thor softly. "Now, would you mind telling me what your doing here?"
Donny then spoke up.
"Great and mighty Thor." He squeaked loudly. "I have brought your brother here to save the nine realms."
Thor just laughed. "LOKI? Save the nine realms? Ha! That's funny." He said between fits of laughter.
"No it's true!" Said Donny, a bit angrily. "Sure it is." Laughed Thor, hysterically.
I sighed again. "Thor, Donny is telling the truth."
"DONNY?" Laughed Thor. "What kind of a name is that?"
"My name." Growled Donny.
"Stop laughing. Or else..." I snapped.
"Or else you'll what?" Giggled Thor.
"Or else this happens." I cast a spell that flipped Thor's arm around backwards.
He yelped in pain. "Ok sorry! Just put it back the tight way."
I reluctantly fixed his arm. "There you go." I snarled. "Ok." He said like a normal Asguardian, and not a hysterical idiot.
"So. YOU are saving the nine realms? From what?"
Donny explained everything to him. I noticed Thor trying not to smile. I glared at him.
After Donny finished explaining Thor just stared at him. Then he smiled at me.
I rolled my eyes. That oaf had an idea. And coming from Thor it'll be a bad one.
"I wanna help." He said happily.
"NO." Donny and I growled in unison.
"Why can't he?" Asked Allie.
This was the first time I noticed Allie. "How long have you been here?" I asked perplexed.
"I've been here the whole time." She said, glaring at me. I could feel my cheeks turning red and hot from embarrassment.
"Oh..."
Then Donny answered Allie's question.
"Because he's very rude." Allie glared at Donny, then back at me.
"I think Thor should go. As well as me." Said Allie angrily.
"I have a way to settle this." Said Thor. "Let's here it." Snapped Donny.
"Loki and I battle and if Loki wins, Lady Allie and I can not come. But if I win, Lady Allie and I can come."
I thought about this for a moment. I had an advantage since I could use magic.
"Ok." I agreed.
"You cannot use magic." Thor said smirking.
WHAT?! That big oaf had outsmarted me! He waited until I agreed then gave the twist!
"Never mind!" I snapped. "You already agreed." He smirked cheekily.
I sighed. "Fine." I growled.
Thor picked up two sticks. He tossed one to me. He got into a battle stance. I copied him.
Then it began.
Thor swung at me, and I stepped back. Then I leaped forward, jabbing my stick into his stomach.
It just bounced off his armor. He was cheating! He had armor and I didn't.
"Thor, hold on." I said. "You have armor and I don't."
"You should have thought about that before the battle began." He said, jabbing his stick into my arm.
I yelped as he drew blood.
I knew he would win. But he had an unfair advantage. Since he was "cheating" maybe I could to.
As he swung at me, I stepped back and made copies of myself around him.
"What!" He growled. "I said no magic."
"It's not magic!" I smirked. "It's an illusion."
"That's not fair! That gives you an advantage!" He whined.
"You should have thought about that before the battle began." I retorted.
I jabbed him in the cheek, as well as my copies. He growled and swung the stick at me. Or at least the one he thought was me. His stick went through it as it disappeared. He fell over and I stabbed my stick into the back of his hand.
He dropped his stick and I snickered. "I win."
"I haven't given up yet!" Laughed Thor, grabbing his stick and knocking me to the ground. All my copies disappeared and I let go of the stick.
"You let go of your stick I win!" Yelled Thor.
"What? No!" I yelled. "I knocked the stick out of your hand!" I snapped.
Thor pointed his stick at my throat. "I. Win."
I groaned. I knew that Thor's help would be good. But I just wanted to do something on my own for once. Without Thor getting any credit.
"Fine Thor, Lady Allie, you can come."
Thor and Allie cheered. Donny just groaned.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AUTHORS NOTE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok so Thor cheated so Loki is forced to bring him and Allie. Woo. This is gonna be fun.
So the picture is of Loki face palming. Because that is what he did after he agreed to Thor and Allie coming with.
I can't think of a song off the top of my head so no song. Sorry.