Haikyuu oneshots! (Aka random Drabbles)

headcanons i have in my head while procrastinating

Alright here are some headcanons I had while writing that Atsuhina chapter I procrastinated on for a week.

-Hinata has surprisingly high alcohol tolerance and that's because he's been drinking beer in Rio

-Hinata is surprisingly buff, mostly in the thighs

-Oikawa thought Akaashi was Iwaizumi once and kissed him

-Akaashi froze up in fear, then almost half his soul went out of his body

-Akaashi surprisingly has poor eyesight, hence why he has glAssEs

-Oikawa is lowkey a masochist and lowkey likes it when Iwaizumi smacks him in the head

-Iwaizumi has a poster of Godzilla in his room.

-Oikawa is such a nerd for sci-fi

-Tendou reads Shounen Jump with Ushijima

-Ushijima agrees to read it with him because it makes Tendou super happy

-Kuroo likes fish so much his team thought he would one day turn into a cat and scratch them to death.

-Kenma plays Animal Crossing, ALL the Animal Crossing games.

-Kuroo is good at Hitman, but bad at everything else

-Kenma has a display shelf of all the things Hinata has given him, every single one.

-Kageyama secretly took one of the National posters Yachi made and hung it up on his wall

-Daishou is lowkey a sadist (don't ask.)

-Bokuto's hair stands up like that normally and only goes down when it's either wet or he's sad

-Akaashi finds him slightly attractive when his hair is down

-Hinata is surprisingly good at table tennis

-Kageyama loves looking at volleyball knickknacks at stores

-Shirabu is good at cooking

-Goshiki has a dog charm on his phone

-Ushijima's closet has five pairs of the same shirt

-Fukunaga is surprisingly self aware

-Yaku has a thing for the Haiba siblings

-So much so that if you locked him up with Alisa and Lev, he would have a breakdown

-Oikawa likes to label his drawers so he knows what's inside of them

-He actually has a drawing that's titled "Things that bring out my ass"

-It's mostly tight jeans and shorts

-Hinata is slightly tan

-Koganegawa tried to learn how to cook

-He ended up passing out over just putting eggs onto the frying pan and the oil flicking onto him

-Oikawa has glowing alien underwear (no one can tell me o t h e r w i s e)

-Suna likes drama, but doesn't wanna be in it

-So that's why when someone is spreading rumors about someone he has all the receipts

-Atsumu likes to geek out about new sunglasses models

-He likes trying them on but only ever bought 3 pairs

-Kita likes plants a lot

-Daichi receives a lot of Father's Day cards

-Though one time they tried to turn the gym into a pool and he got mad.

-Sugawara trolls literally EVERYONE

-He has soft crackhead energy

-Nishinoya can fall asleep anywhere including while standing up

-Tanaka has a lot of wristbands

-Nishinoya put a lizard down Asahi's back once

-Asahi passed out and didn't face Nishinoya for a week

Aight this is enough head canons, I'll probably make more if I ever procrastinate once more. Ara ara, sayonara.
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-kusokawa 🗑

//Uploaded on June 3 yadah yadah 2020//