"OMG OMG OMG OMG FAN-DEKU PLEASEEEE DATE MEEE" Main-deku screamed. Fan-deku had such beautiful long, green hair! Main-deku had already forgotten the threat from vilan-deku as he was completly blinded by love, again.
"err, main-deku, i am yet to introduce our new class members. Please stop obsessing about this fan" Teacher-deku said. "Let me introduce you to Deku-fan. He is not the same as fan-deku. Deku-fan is a fan of fan-deku!"
Main-deku thought that this was a completly overcomplicated plot point, but he went with it. "Deku-fan, i am a bigger fan of fan-deku than you are!" He screeched. "I challenge you to to a fan-loving competition!"
"ACCEPTED" equally screeched deku-fan. "Old-deku, you ask the questions!"
"But.. we are in a lesson?" teacher-deku said.
"Err, is the fan bladeless?" old-deku asked.
"OF COURSE IT IS" deku-fan yelled. "Look at the amazing open space in the middle of it! I dont even know how it works!"
"Yes, it is a bladeless fan, and i do know how it works" main-deku knowledged "A small brushless electric motor runs a tiny fan with asymmetrically aligned blades which pushes air through a set of stationary blades..."
"CHEATER" Teacher-deku equally knowledged "YOU JUST QUOTED THAT FROM THE COSMOS MAGASIN ARTICLE ON HOW BLADELESS FANS WORK"
Main-deku looked down sadly "i guess you got me there sir, i have been caught cheating. BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP! FAN-DEKU IS SOOOO CUTE I NEED TO DATE HIM NOW!!!"
'Errr, next question. Who likes fan-deku the most?" old-deku asked.
"ME" said deku-fan
"MEEE" said main-deku
"MEEEEEE" said teacher-deku
"sir, please leave the room. You are disrupting an important competition which you are not involved in." old-deku intructed. Teacher-deku sadly walked out of the room. "next question, who knows the most about fan-deku?"
"You can change the strength of the fan with just a click of a button" Deku-fan stated
"I know that it has amazing bluetooth features so the settings can be changed from across the room!" Main-deku equally stated.
Old-deku then went over and picked up the fan to emphasise his next question. "errr, is this a bladeless fan?" he said.
Deku-fan was outraged. "You have already asked that question, stupid man" he said, pushing over the stupid man. Then old-deku fell to the floor, smashing fan-deku as he crashed onto the floor.
"FAN-DEKU!" Deku-fan yelled
"FAN-DEKU!!" Main-deku equally yelled
"FAN-DEKU!!!" Teacher-deku even more equally yelled, running back in from outside the classroom. Although, none of them seemed to notice old-deku bleeding out on the floor.
"Old-deku are you ok?" Asked lust-deku, scared that he would lose his favourite raping target.
"Old-deku?" said old-dekus dead body from the ground, "i don't know who you mean. I am dead-deku!"
Main-deku turned around astouned. Dead-deku was so... CUTE. "UWU" he yelled "I DONT CARE ABOUT FAN-DEKU ANYMORE. DEAD-DEKU YOUR MINEEEEE"
Vilan-deku looked on from the back of the classroom, planning his revenge (wow two dramatic ending in a row im good at this!)
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Dekuverse dekubowl
RomanceYes, you read the title correctly. This is a dekubowl, in a dekuverse. Have fun. Stop reading the description. Read the story already. Also comment any dekus you would like me to add. NOTE: I do not own any of the pictures of the characters, only t...
