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Dead-deku

"OMG OMG OMG OMG DEAD-DEKU PLEASEEEE DATE MEEE" Main-deku screamed again. Dead-Deku also had long, green hair. Main-deku had already forgotten the threat from vilan-deku again as he was completly blinded by love, again... again. 

Main-deku had completly fallen for dead-dekus long, green hair and his long, green eyes. He was so beautiful. Who cares if he is dead? All dekus are dateable in this universe. "Dead-deku, your so kawaii!" Main-deku said. 

"I know right" dead-deku said, standing up from a pile of blood. Teacher-deku and Deku-fan were still morning the death of fan-deku. 

"DEKU, IT IS TIME FOR MY REVENGE!" Vilan-deku screamed. Main-deku had only dumped vilan-deku half an hour ago, but he didn't question it. Vilan-deku then killed dead-deku. 

"Noooo dead-deku, dont die!" Main-deku cried. 

"Lol im already dead who do you think i am?" Dead-deku responded. 

"Oh dead-deku, big uwus." Main-deku uwued. 

British-deku and op-deku looked on in disgust. "How can this man date three different people in the same lesson. That seems pretty op to me" Op-deku said. 

"Hello, i am british-deku and i like generic british things like afternoon teas!" British-deku announced. 

"Good idea british-deku, this is why i am dating you" Op-deku uwued. 

British-deku and Op-deku then hosted an afternoon tea to try and resolve conflicts. Unfortantely, nobody turned up. Sky-deku was too shy, Slave-deku was doing all the work, table-deku was a table, lust-deku was doing lustful things, teacher-deku and deku-fan were morning fan-deku, Vilan-deku was raging to himself and main-deku and dead-deku were doing the buisness behind the shed. 

"Oh dead-deku, i love you so much!" Main-deku announced

"Oh main-deku, i love you so much!" Dead-deku announced. "Oh wait my mistake im dead." Then dead-deku died again. 

"NOOOOOOO" main-deku cried. "WHO THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DATE NOW?"

Main-deku, after a busy day being gay, went back to his bin and went to sleep.