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Alphabetical-Deku

"Alphabetical-Deku, welcome to the class" -New-teacher-deku-sensei-nolongsenpai-OnlyTeachesMathsLol-NotAizawa-Deku said. Main-Deku wasn't really sure what was special about Alphabetical-Deku so he decided to ask him.

Beckoning to Alphabetical-Deku, Main-Deku wondered what was special about him. Alphabetical-Deku was wondering why this Deku was rudely summoning him.

"Come here, Alphabetical-Deku," Main-Deku said mysteriously. Alphabetical-Deku walked over, very confused.

"Deku, What are you doing? Are you even a Deku? Your long, green hair is basically non-existent." Alphabetical-Deku asked

Educationally, Main-Deku lectured Alphabetical-Deku why he was the best and most important Deku. Although he didn't, and a random phrase came to his mind. 

"Fish. Like shooting Fish in a barrel. Why did i think of that phrase? Do you know what that is?" Main-Deku asked. 

"God no, why would i know what that is. It sounds really strange." Alphabetical-Deku said. 

"Huh" Main-Deku huhed "i thought that you might have come from there idk?"

"I have no idea what you are talking about. Lets drop the subject ok?" Alphabetical-Deku said.

"Jk. Now then alphabetical-Deku.... PLEASE DATE ME UWU YOUR SO CUTE!!" Main-Deku uwued. 

"Kid, why would i date you? You just insulted me and now your acting as if you're the superior Deku with your garbage green hair." Alphabetical-Deku laughed

"Look Alphabetical-Deku, lets not get into an argument that lasts 26 paragraphs and just settle this by dating ok?" Main-Deku said

Main-Deku and Alphabetical-Deku then started dating. But something still seemed wrong to Main-Deku. Who was this deku and what was he planning?

Now, Alphabetical-Deku was getting closer to his goals. 'Main-Deku could do nothing about it.' he thought 'The only thing that he thinks about is dating people. He never sees the bigger picture'

Obediently, the universe revolved around Alphabetical-Dekus plan. Nothing could stop him now. He was well past halfway and Main-Deku had fallen into his trap. 

Perhaps he was getting ahead of himself, for he still had to overcome the hardest challenge, the hard letters. 

"QUEEN ELIZABETH FOR THE WIN" British-Deku randomly yelled, assisting Alphabetical-Deku with the q that he needed. 

"Really Alphabetical-Deku, what are you doing? Why is everything in alphabetical order? What is going on? I thought we were supposed to be dating?" Main-Deku asked. 

"Stop right there Main-Deku," Alphabetical-Deku said, "Once i get down to z, the universe will be mine and you will be nothing expect a useless Deku!" Main-Deku started to get desperate and needed a plan.

Time kept ticking on and Main-Deku found no way to escape. Whatever he did, the paragraphs still continued in alphabetical order! Main-Deku tried yelled out some random words

"UMBRELLA! POTATO! TABLE-DEKU!" Main-Deku yelled.

Vehemently, Main-Deku continued "UWU! KAWAII! RAWR! XD!". Unfortunately, nothing seemed to work and there were only 4 letter remaining. Main-Deku was not intelligent, so he could find no away around Alphabetical-Dekus plan. 

"xylophone" Alphabetical-Deku sneered, "What you going to do about it, Main-Deku? Or are you as useless as i thought?"

"zzzzzzzzzzz" Main-deku snores. 

"WHAT!!" Alphabetical-Deku yelled, "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GO TO SLEEP ONE LETTER TO EARLY YOU IDIOT?"

Main-Deku, waking up, realised he is free of the alphabet. "Sorry Alphabetical-Deku, but i was so tired. Do you want to date me now?"

Alphabetical-Deku then evaporated out of pure fury. Main-Deku proceeded to try and date the smoke leftover, but gave up pretty quickly.