Main-Deku, although enjoying dating Uwu-Deku, was slightly concerned for his health. The spasms of uwus seem to be getting longer and more frequent. Main-Deku presumed that he was just too beautiful to be around uwu-Deku.
"Uwu-Deku, I am sorry but I can't continue dating you. I am clearly too beautiful and I don't want you to die from an overdose of uwus." Main-Deku said. He had really enjoyed his time dating uwu-Deku, probably becuase he didn't die within 24 hours.
"Main-Deku noooooouwuoooo! Youwu cant uwu this tuwu muwu!" Uwu-Deku uwued. "Yuwu are the best Dekuwu!" Main-Deku agreed that he was the best Deku, so realised that Uwu-Deku was actually very intelligent. He decided that the uwu spasms would be fine becuase of Uwu-Dekus extreme intelligence.
"Lol jk" Main-Deku announced, hugging Uwu-deku in an uwuable way. Uwu-Deku also broke down into his 3rd uwu spasm of the day.
"Hello Main-Deku!" Slough-Deku announced, "lets date again!" Main-Deku couldn't actually hear this as Uwu-Deku was screaming into his ear. Slough-Deku turned around and ran directly into British-deku.
"British-Deku! I am technically part of you! Lets date plz!"
"Hello, I am British-Deku, and slough is indeed in Great Britain. Slave-Deku your dumped" British-Deku announced.
"Why am i still here?" Slave-Deku whispered.
"Hello, i am British-Deku, and i like generic British comedy. My name is actually dixie normus"
"Oh wow British-Deku! Your so funny and original! Wow. I am so shocked at the amount of comedy that just came out of your mouth!" Slough-Deku laughed.
Meanwhile, Main-Deku was inspecting Uwu-Dekus long, green hair and long, green wrists. Uwu-Deku, having calmed down from his latest spasm, was still recovering his breath. "Uwu-Deku, i love you" Main-Deku said. Unfortunately, this provoked another Uwu convulsion. Uwu-Deku was very unprepared for this, so died from a lack of oxygen.
"Oh dear" Main-Deku said, as Uwu-Deku slumped onto the floor.
"Oh dear" said slave-Deku, opening the door and running away, never to return.
"Oh dear" said new-teacher-Deku, losing two students in about 10 seconds.
Main-Deku couldn't deal with these new types of Deku. They were all so unpredictable. He had to go back to basics. Maybe table-Deku was still available?
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Dekuverse dekubowl
RomanceYes, you read the title correctly. This is a dekubowl, in a dekuverse. Have fun. Stop reading the description. Read the story already. Also comment any dekus you would like me to add. NOTE: I do not own any of the pictures of the characters, only t...
