Stuck In A Book |Harry Potter| Oc |

Swearing

"I don't get it." I said looking at Tom.

"Good." He said sitting down at my desk.

"No not good."

"I can debate."

"I don't like it." I explained scrunching yo my face.

"I don't care." Tom said smiling

"You're a meanie you know that right." My eyes narrow

"Yep."

"Explain."

"Never." He smirked

"Why?"

"I don't wanna."

"So."

"You dare to make me explain something I don't wanna." Tom placed a hand on his chest with a offended look on his face.

"Yes."

"How dare."

"Just explain the dang darn thing."

"Nope."

"Frack you."

"That was close."

"Screw you."

"Oh Salazar what is happening?"

"You're annoying and I really don't like you." I explained flopping onto my bed.

"If you wanna understand it you'll have to do some research and take sexEd." Tom said patting my head.

"Ugh fine." I groaned.

"Wait really?" Tom questioned.

"I might as well."

"I don't believe you."

"Well apparently I need it to understand certain things, like the incident in the library."

"Well yeah."

"Even though it's just reproduction, I honestly don't get what the big deal is."

"To be honest I don't fully understand either, but I clearly understand it far better than you." Tom said

"I'll probably take it during the summer, after all the year is almost over anyway."

"That's right you're apart of the summer program."

"Yep and that's when I'll have to make up the classes I missed and when some of us fix our grades, it's kind of like muggle summer school but better."

"Okay."

"Yeah but still frack you."

"If you're gonna swear, do it right please."

"No, I don't wanna." I said sitting up. Tom let out a sigh. "Maybe I'll start swearing candy like my sister Honey." I sassed. Tom gave me the most confused look.

"Okay two things, first how do you swear in candy, and second why are you kids name after food?" Tom asked.

"Oh the name thing because mom was naming us after what she was craving when she was pregnant with us." I said looking at him.

"Okay the candy swearing?"

"Twix you, go Butterfinger yourself, I'll beat the Snickers out of you, can it you vomit jelly Bean." Tom bursted into laughter.

"Don't you dare say another one." He laughed.

"Okay." I smiled

I'm so sorry I needed to fix a thing.
-Wizard