Love and Loss

Chapter 11

Realizing the three of them had fallen asleep, Logos slowly crawled out of the dog pile he found himself in. With a flourish of his wrist, Logos summoned the ingredients he needed in order to make the three of them an ideal breakfast. Humming the tune of Jacques Offenbach's Can-Can, better recognized as the melody behind ASAP Science's Periodic Table song, Logos prepared breakfast. Despite the fact that Patton made almost all of the meals, and the popular belief he couldn't cook, Logos was actually quite adept at cooking. From a young age Logos found himself curious about cooking, after all cooking was simply chemical reactions, and if there was one thing Logos loved, it was chemistry. Not that the light sides knew that of course. Satisfied with his work, Logos turned off the oven and put away the cooking supplies before he put an egg and spinach quiche down on the table. He was setting the table when an energetic Remus barreled in. He stared in disbelief at Logos before shouting "You can cook!" "Remus, don't wake up Dee" Logan said sternly despite chuckling afterwards. "Too late" a bleary eyed Janus walked into the room, his usual demeanor had completely evaporated due to it being "too early Logos", he had promptly responded with "Janus it is 10:00am" but Janus has simply replied "Like I didn't say Logos, it's too early." Sitting down at the table it took Janus a couple of seconds to process that there was actually good food. "Color me impressed" "why would you want that? According to color theory, the color that is associated with 'impressed' is-" "No Logos, it isn't an expressi-" Janus looked up to see the side in question grinning. "Oh you already know that you little-" "Logos the quissh is so good, like it's a few supernova sea stars away from my deodorant" "Why thank you Remus but it's actually pronounced quiche" "keyshush?" "Getting further away. No, quiche" "kiss shshshsh" "Remus, it's /quiche/" "ohh I got it, Cthulhu shush" "Why do I even try" Logos groaned. "Because you don't want to educate people" "good point J but I am really starting to question my life choices." "You aren't welcomed to the club"  "SO" Remus said, interrupting the other sides playfully banter. "What are we going to do about dumb, dumb, dumber, and dumbest?". Janus started snickering while Logos looked quizzically at Remus "who?" "Remus isn't refer to the light sides and Thomas, Logos" "Oh, who's who? Because I genuinely can't tell whose the most dumb at this point in Thomas' life." At this, Janus started to crack up even more before he walked over to the counter to pour himself a drink. "Oh Logos it's obviously Virgil, Patton, Thomas, then my idiotic twin." "I am afraid I will have to respectfully disagree with you Remus, I believe it would be Virgil, Thomas, Patton, then Roman; I am still not over the word meaning both angry and sad being, ugh, smad." Remus hummed in agreement and Logos looked over at Janus, who was now drinking wine. "Janus what in the name of Marie Curie do you think you are doing, it's 10:30am" "Why Logos," Janus said, bashing his long eyelashes, "this is clearly soup" Looking at Janus with mock disgust he replied, "it is clearly not" "Well Logos, how would you define soup then because mashed up grapes in a liquid state sure doesn't sounds like soup to me~" Logos opened his mouth to argue but then decided banging his head on the table was a better approach. Logos muttered something under his breath and then called out he was going to set up his new room, grabbing the wine bottle on the way. Remus and Janus were dying laughing behind him.