𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝟷-𝙰𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 {𝙿𝚛𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌}

𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝙶𝚘: 𝙺𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚘 𝚟𝚜 𝚈𝚞

Assassination Classroom was the first anime i ever watched and its one of my favorites. If you haven't watched it, WATCH IT NOW~~
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Also known as:
• Everyone Needs Therapy
• Think of House House Flys
• Yu Takeyama has a Big Ass
• F for the Business Course
• Enji Todoroki & Shota Aizawa have Unflattering Laughs
• Anakuro Hirooki is Pacifist (again)

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Tuesday 26th May 20XX
Arson. Thats it. Thats the name.

Rumi Usagiyama: COME ON KEIGO WIN

Shota Aizawa: i don't think he can hear you through the phone

Rumi Usagiyama: Oh? Would you rather i yelled for real?

Shota Aizawa: Im sure he welcomes the support :)

Nemuri Kayama: BETS ON PEOPLE

Tsunagu Hakamata: No~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: no

Enji Todoroki: Fuck no

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh what? You were betting without me

Emi Fukukado: It was difficult to bet internal organs. Rumi still owes Keigo her liver–

Ryuko Tatsumi: Damn we missed out.

Tensei Iida: We all know Keigo's going to win right

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: No doubt in my mind

Tomoko Shiretoko: Keigo looks like a fucking fly compared to miss 60ft tall. How would he win?

Anakuro Hirooki: hOw wOuLd hE wiN 🤡🤡

Nemuri Kayama: Have you ever TRIED to kill a fly before?

Enji Todoroki: Its one of the only things i can't do.

Yagi Toshinori: is it because you're scared of them ..

Hizashi Yamada: Its impossible!! They just fly around you until they decide they want revenge and fly straight at your face. Your vision goes black and you wake up 15 minutes later on the floor with the fly on your nose like it just discovered the fucking moon. In short, flys don't die unless you spray them with toxic chemicals that probably shave a good 10 years off of your own life but its totally worth it. Just watching it fall out of the sky and on to its back as it recounts the mistake of buzzing its unwanted self into YOUR room. I like to look it in the eyes as its buzzing becomes faint, and as it takes its dying breath im there. Im there with a sign that says 'your family is next'.

Shota Aizawa: I love you

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Anakuro Hirooki: I can't believe i had to read this shit with my own pacifist eyes.