𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝟷-𝙰𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 {𝙿𝚛𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌}

𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚆𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐

Uhm, this is so hot wtf. 🤰

I've been writing all day and my eyes feel like squares. This is why my eyesight is shit.
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Also known as:
• Its literally just food puns i hate myself

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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15th June 2100
Bone on the meat
~[12 : 51]~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We need food

Yu Takeyama: Yes please, im starving.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: No like the fridge is completely empty. Its horrifying to look at.

Shinya Kamihara: Whos turn is it to do the shopping?

Nemuri Kayama: It

Tensei Iida: Is

Ryuko Tatsuma: Yes we get it.

Oboro Shirakumo: R u d e

Keigo Takami: I can just go instead, Rumi and Enji would be happy to join me.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck you no i wouldn't.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Last time you three went out Enji burned down a bakery~

Rumi Usagiyama: Shut up, that was meant to be a secren Tsu

Yagi Toshinori: How the hell did you burn down the bakery?

Emi Fukukado: Thats like asking how we've burned down our dorms 23 times. It just happens.

Hizashi Yamada: Im sure the six of us are perfectly capable of going to get groceries.

Shota Aizawa: I don't think we are.

Nemuri Kayama: Exactly Hizashi. Does anyone want anything specific?

Tomoko Shiretoko: My dad to come back.

Shota Aizawa: The sweet release of death.

Anakuro Hirooki: Rat poison, Tashiro keeps taking my food.

Ryuko Tatsuma: A normal class

Kan Sekijiro: Screen time?

Yu Takeyama: Love and affection.

Nemuri Kayama: Jesus fucking christ, i meant food. Sad pieces of shit.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Oh then i want a waffle.

Yu Takeyama: ill take a bagel

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May God Help us All

Rumi Usagiyama: They've been gone 3 hours. Something has happened

Nemuri Kayama: I donut know what you mean.