𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝟷-𝙰𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 {𝙿𝚛𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌}

𝙸 𝚈𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍: 𝙴𝚖𝚒 𝚟𝚜 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚊

Welcome to the 'Simping Over Beautiful Anime Characters' section of the chapter. Today we have Yami from Black Clover. The ultimate husband 😔🤚
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Also known as:
• That Damn Laugh
• Emi Fukukado is TERRIFIED
• Hizashi Yamada is Yandere~~~~~~
• Enji Todoroki Discovers Sarcasm

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Tashiro Toyomitsu: I have this aching feeling that this match will be an absolute trainwreck.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Whaat noo

Enji Todoroki: i see your sarcasm you fucking dinosaur

Anakuro Hirooki: Insult us all you want but please. Please don't laugh again, or look happy for that matter.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck you, Asstronaut.

Keigo Takami: A s s t r o n a u t

Rumi Usagiyama: You're all ripping on Enji but Shota's laugh is just as bad.

Hizashi Yamada: No it isn't. He has a nice laugh-

Nemuri Kayama: Zashi, don't tell them. Its funnier this way.

Tomoko Shiretoko: When he laughs it sounds like he's been smoking for 33 years

Tsunagu Hakamata: Two things right now: 1. Why does it look like Emi's crying and 2. Why is Nemuri restraining Hizashi.

Tensei Iida: Looks like Shota is chasing her while smiling. Id wanna cry too. Hizashi was about stab you all with a rusty paperclip he found on the floor because you were bad mouthing Shota.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: DaMn Yamada.

Keigo Takami: Just fuck already

Nemuri Kayama: tHanKs Keigo now he's trying to stab himself.

Shinya Kamihara: Just take the paperclip off him??

Yagi Toshinori: You're welcome to try-

Rumi Usagiyama: Hizashi vs Everyone is a better fight than Emi vs Shota. Thats the real fucking tea.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: At least Shinya will have to go to Recovery Girl for a tetanus shot. Emi just keeps running away.

Shinya Kamihara: Thank you for your concern.

Enji Todoroki: I see your sarcasm too, you shitty Hanzo

Ryuko Tatsumi: Please tell me you didn't just say that. I don't think my lungs can support another large intake of air-

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Why is Todoroki acting like he just discovered sarcasm

Yagi Toshinori: because he did. I saw him look the definition up earlier, im pretty sure it was revolutionary for him.

Keigo Takami: Ooo i think Emi is finally using her quirk and

Tomoko Shiretoko: Aizawa sounds like he's about to hack up a lung. This can't be healthy?

Kan Sekijiro: This is on live Tv. He's on live Tv basically laughing up the meaning of life-

Hizashi Yamada: HE HAS A SORE THROAT. HIS LAUGH IS NORMALLY REALLY NICE. YOU CAN CHILL OUT NOW. C H I L L .

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Ah that makes sense now

Rumi Usagiyama: Take your own advice Yandere Zash.

Anakuro Hirooki: Its not a shame Emi doesn't know this. Look how pale she went.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Todoroki. I swear to god if you start laughing again i will sew your lips together with strawberry laces. Got it. Got it??

Enji Todoroki: Yessir

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Did Emi just faint..?

Ryuko Tatsumi: TODOROKI SHUT UP. KURO GET MY SHOE LACES.

Yagi Toshinori: I thought you were using strawberry laces?

Ryuko Tatsumi: That was too benevolent of me. I see that now. His laugh is the equivalent of nails on a chalk board. It must be silenced..

Rumi Usagiyama: Why is everyone going insane today??

Shota Aizawa: I'm in Recovery Girls office recieving an uneeded amount of 'sugar'. Hizashi bring the paperclip

Ryuko Tatsumi: No I'm using it as a needle to sew Todoroki's mouth shut. Find another sharp object.

Nemuri Kayama: Oh Tensei we're next~~

Tensei Iida: Don't hold back sis

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I already don't feel safe in the stands

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What is this chapter. Its so late and im really tired. I'll probably unpublish this tomorrow 😔🤚