𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝟷-𝙰𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 {𝙿𝚛𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌}

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚛

I totally flopped on my maths Exam. *cue danganronpa execution music*
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Also known as:
• I just read some angst
• now I've forgotten how to be funny
• was i ever funny in the first place
• This got dark
• still listening to the oi oi oi
• oi oi oi away the pain
• im so sorry you had to read that

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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24th October 2099
I wasn't lying when i said we're speeding
~[09 : 33]~

Enji Todoroki: And what the fuck would this be?

Yagi Toshinori: Swear. 500¥ for the jar sir.

Keigo Takami: I still think thats WAY too much

Enji Todoroki: What the fuck? Why would i give my money to a stupid fucking jar

Rumi Usagiyama: 1000¥ for the jar

Yu Takeyama: Just stop talking

Enji Todoroki: Why the fück is there a swear jar here now?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: The German excuse won't work, 500¥ for the jar

Tsunagu Hakamata: Your literally talking to the man we base off fuck levels

Ryuko Tatsumi: We caught that Tsu. 500¥ for the jar

Anakuro Hirooki: I want to shove the jar up someones ass :)

Tomoko Shiretoko: Does that count

Kan Sekijiro: Just tax her anyway. 500¥ for the jar

Rumi Usagiyama: This Jar holds so much power. You can actually put someone in debt with it

Tashiro Toyomitsu: How?

Rumi Usagiyama: Hizashi is annoying

Shota Aizawa: What the fuck did you just say? Your stupid fucking mouth needs to be washed out with fucking soap, you dirty ass hoe. Are you fucking blind. Have you got shit for brains? Do i need to end your pathetic excuse for a life? I have never craved murder more. Your death means one less Hizashi hater on the earth, i will gladly smudge my hands. Zashi, you are not annoying and i fucking love you

Ryuko Tatsumi: I'm not counting that up

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: 3500¥ for the jar

Emi Fukukado: Thats alot of money...

Rumi Usagiyama: Hizashi i do love you. Come here so i can give you a hug

Tensei Iida: Whats the point of this gosh darn jar anywho?

Anakuro Hirooki: Family friendly chapter?

Shinya Kamihara: This conversation has been anything but family friendly...