Creepypasta + marble hornets zodiacs

Does eyeless jack spare you?

Aries: maybe

Taurus: yes

Gemini: no

Cancer: *shrugs*

Leo: Maybe

Virgo: eh...

Libra: naaaah

Scorpio: he is gonna kill

Sagittarius: no...not at all

Capricorn: depends...most likely yes

Aquarius: sure why not...but he'll still probably try to take one kidney

Pisces: he'll only take one kidney