CUTENESS OF BTS

BTS Meets U (Ver. 2.0)

S/N: This is American Hustle Life inspired. Hihi.^^ Napanuod niyo ba yun guys? I really like that show along w/ Rookie King. :D Pa-krismaz ko na sainyo 'to guys!^^

Bangtan Sonyeondan English Time!^^ 

RAP MON: Hey, girl. You lookin’ fresh, what’s your name?

You: Ahm… *insert name*

RAP MON: Rap Monster… ahm. *loses eye contact* *nahimatay sa sobrang kaba*

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JIN: Ahm. Hello.

You: Hi.

JIN: You… don’t speak Korean?

You: No.

JIN: Oh. You know any coffee shop here?

You: Ahm… over there and there, blah blah blah.

JIN: Oh. I like your dress. Pink.

You: Thanks.

JIN: Let’s go to coffee shop but take off your dress first, I want it. Now.

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JIMIN: Opppps. Oppppps, maaan~ *sumasayaw na parang tanga*

 *umupo sa tabi mo* Wat’s yur nem?

You: *insert name…again*

JIMIN: Oh. Me ChimChim. Ahmm… ahm…ahhhh. *wala nang masabi, nag-walkout na. dumugo kasi ilong niya*

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J-HOPE: *naglalakad na parang bakla habang naka-earphone* *umupo sa tabi mo* Oh. Hi.

You: Hi.^^

J-HOPE: You.. you heard my music? *binibigay sayo ung left earphone*

You: No.

J-HOPE: Ohhh. Yeaaah. Good music. Ahm... yeah. *tumawa na lang ng parang tanga dahil walang masabi*

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SUGA: Yeah. I'm reech.(I'm rich) Ahm Ssoh hespenshive glathes.(so expensive glasses)

You: Huh? 

SUGA: You. You like this? This chain? *show off his chains*

You: Ahm... *nawe-weirduhan ka*

SUGA: Onle three dollarsss. *binentahan ka pa ng krung-krung*

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V: Excuse meh, can I shitdown?

You: Sure.

V: Oh. Nice watchie, how muchie?

You: It's gift though.

V: Oh. Can I hab yowr taym?

You: My watch?

V: Noooo. Yowr taym.

You: You mean, what time it is?

V: Sabing time mo! BOBO!

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JUNGKOOK: *singing With You ni Chris Brown*

You: Kinilig.

JUNGKOOK: Hi, what's your name?

You: *insert name again* I like your voice.

JUNGKOOK: I like you. *winks*

You: *le dies*

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GOD BLESS.

DoubleADR~