"right ladies the game plan for saturday is we play the offensive right these-" my coach was abruptly interrupted by my phone ringing "who's ever phones ringing take it outside before i throw it out the fucking window".
"i'm so sorry mickey it's my dad i have to take it" i lied through my teeth as i exited the changing room.
"this better be fucking important tony my coach is fuming" i scoffed down the line.
"kai would you be willing to help sid with his adventure out of virgin land" he cheeringly said along the line.
i rolled my eyes "i'm not sleeping with sid if that's what you're asking me".
"fair enough i don't blame you, if i had tits i wouldn't sleep with sid either" he explained.
"is that all because that could've been done over text" i asked him.
"textings wank you lose the tone".
"speaking of tone" i paused "goodbye tone" i hung up the phone cutting off what he was about to say.
"i'm so sorry again family things" lying again to mickey as i re-entered the changing room.
"yeah yeah whatever just sit down" he hurried me back to my seat.
"so as i was saying their goalkeepers small, like fucking tiny, so high shots all the time i don't wanna see any ground shots ok".
mickey rambled on for a while until he finally let us go.
i walked out with the other girls before leaving them to meet my friends on the green.
"you're full of shit, nobody's gonna shag you with a cock that tiny" i heard jal announce, making me chuckle.
"tiny cocks" i questioned as i sat down on the green "must be talking about chris".
everyone laughed expect chris who looked wildly unamused.
"you shouldn't have got it out chris come on" anwar told him.
"it was strip poker, what do you want me to do" chris tried to defend himself.
"you weren't even playing you wanker" anwar said making us all burst out laughing again.
"yeah alright just because you lot are a bunch of pussies" chris paused as our chuckling died down "anyway enough of that, gotta go because we've got psychology, we don't wanna miss angie".
"no chris, you don't wanna miss angie because you've got a weird fucking obsession with her" i laughed.
"fuck off she's fit, why's everyone ganging up on me today anyways".
i put my arm around him "aw chris don't cry i'm sure in some other dimension there's a version of angie that loves you and your tiny cock".
the gang laughed again earning them all a glare from chris.
"anyway you're all coming to this party tonight" tony asked us all.
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INEFFABLE - chris miles
Fanfiction𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 : 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 the story of a football playing lesbian and a pill popping fun guy, and their mates. (skins gen 1)
