INEFFABLE - chris miles

1x01 : two

"jesus is that it" sid said upon seeing abigails house.

"yup. it's abigails party. and we've got to sell and ounce of dope" tony explained.

i looked at sid, knowing he'd confessed to me on the way he'd actually got three ounces and not one.

"yeah i was meaning to talk to you about that..." sid tried to inform tony of the massive cock up but tony cut him off.

"what i reckon is, we tell them it's mongolian hallucinogenic or something" tony planned his scheme "they're all so dim they might just buy it".

"yeah but you see that's the thing.." sid was once again cut off, this time by michelle shouting tony from across the road.

michelle immediately dumped her friend and started sucking tony's face off, like they usually did when they saw each other.

me and sid awkwardly looked at each other, unsure of what to do really.

we then both looked over at cassie, who had just been released from hospital so i'm told.

"where is everyone" michelle asked evidently done with tony's lips.

"not coming, and sid has to sell or he's in shit with his dealer" tony turned and looked at him.

"hang on, my dealer" sid said in confusion.

"anyway" michelle said changing the subject "i brought cassie".

michelle grabbed cassies arm slightly "cassie you remember kai and sid right".

"yeah, wow, lovely... no" she dazingly said.

"it's fine i don't remember you either" i said with a little smile.

"how's the treatment going cassie" tony asked, i didn't know if he was genuinely interested or just being polite, probably the latter since it's tony.

"oh it's cool" she said whilst swaying "i wear a white dress and i can now eat yoghurt, cup-a-soup and hazelnuts now and if i'm not sick they let me play with the cats" she took a really long pause "yeah... it's like... hazy days, you know".

"right shall we go in then" i said getting slightly bored.

"yeah let's go" michelle said "uh cass sids gonna be looking after you tonight".

"oh would you, wow" cassie exclaimed.

"and sid has got a whole bag of drugs" tony decided to inform her.

"wow" she exclaimed again "that's so nice... and i bet you won't even make me eat anything" she stared at sid with a really creepy wide smile.

i stood there with a rather confused look on my face, and looked over at sid to see what his response was.

"no, no" he said in a rather confident tone.

"thank you" she responded before hugging him.

"ok can we please go in now, i'm getting bored" i said as i started to approach the house