INEFFABLE - chris miles

1x05 : one

"oi sleeping beauty get your arse up and let me in" i shouter as i pounded on chris' door.

he opened the door in his boxers as he rubbed his eyes "what" he said in a confused tone.

"good morning christopher, up bright eyed and bushy tailed i see" i said to him as i squeezed passed him and lay on his bed.

"what you even doing here" chris asked as he got clothes out of his drawers.

"no ones at the green yet and since you now live so conveniently close i thought i'd just come up" i paused before remembering something "oh michelle asked me to say to you about getting pills for tribe of frogs tomorrow".

"uh yeah suppose i could" he said as he got dressed.

suddenly my phone buzzed for a text message.

bella
all right! sorry it took me so long 2 get back 2 u, phone got fucked with water damage. hopefully u r still interested;)

"chris you'll never guess what" i shouted through to him.

"what man" he asked coming through with a toothbrush hanging out of his mouth and toothpaste all over his face.

"you know that bella i was telling you about" i started.

"the posh one you met on the roof" he asked.

i nodded "yeah that's the one...anyways she's just text me back look" i said hanging him the phone.

he stared at the phone then handed me it back "water damage my fucking arse" he said as he went to spit.

i was confused "what you on about".

"she's playing a game" he theorised as he wiped his mouth "she's tryna be all mysterious and shit, keeping you on your toes and that".

i laughed "you're talking shit chris".

"nah trust me right" he paused as he put his t-shirt over his head "as your best mate i've got like, an instinct about these things".

"so how do you think i should play it then" i asked him.

"don't seem to keen because the minute she thinks you're dead keen about it, bam! she's got you right where she wants you" he told me.

i nodded "ok, so what should i text back".

he stayed silent before sitting on top of me and taking my phone.

"chris what the fuck get off me you wanker" i laughed slightly as i punched the side of his stomach.

i continued to struggle as he kept tapping my keyboard until he finally got off me and i was able to sit up.

"here" he threw me back my phone.

i glared at him before bursting out laughing "i hate you".

"liar" he smiled before turning around and grabbing some shoes.

i shook my head before checking what he'd done on my phone.