INEFFABLE - chris miles

1x07 : one

it was safe to say russia had left our friend group completely fucked. me and chris barley spoke on the plane and i hadn't seen him since.

i decided to walk to college alone. maxxie had left early and i didn't have the energy to join him.

i was approaching my friends on the green when i saw michelle storming up to them, this was not going to end well.

she shoved maxxie out of the way in order to get a good swing at tony, i must admit it was a hefty punch from michelle.

i took a place just beside my brother, cleverly positioned that i wasn't that close to chris but not obvious that i was trying to avoid him.

"you dirty fucker, i never want to see your tiny twatty cock ever again" she screamed at him.

"what's up nips" tony asked her as if nothing had just happened which only infuriated michelle more.

we all looked between michelle and tony as if it was the fucking wimbeldon finale.

michelle scoffed before giving tony a swift kick to the balls.

"i was waiting for you to tell me, times up you wanker" she shouted as everyone tried to get her to calm down and not hit tony again.

"jesus what have you done this time" i asked him in pure confusion as i moved beside jal.

"sid" jal snapped at him like a schoolteacher.

he scoffed "i dunno".

"oh for christ's sake" she rolled her eyes as she followed jal.

i looked back at the boys and met eye contact with chris.

"i- uh... i better go..." i trailed off my sentence as i pointed in the direction of jal and michelle before walking away.

"michelle... chelle what happened" jal shouted at her and we tried to catch up with her.

"never mind" she shouted back not facing us.

"never mind" jal shouted in confusion "did he screw someone again".

michelle stopped in her tracks and turned to face us as we approached her.

"again" she asked clearly not in the loop about something.

it was at this point jal realises she'd fucked up. i really wanted to walk away but felt too awkward to. just then my saviour in a tracksuit saved me.

"oliver" mickey said as he approached us "can i see you for a minute".

"of course" i said nodding my head "i'll catch up with you guys later" i told jal and michelle as i followed mickey.

"close the door" he said as i walked into his office behind him.

my anxiety's running a bit high now, it's never good when an adult says they want to talk to you then tells you to close the door.

"wh-what is it mickey" i asked as i say down.

he sighed "it's the scouts...they loved you".