INEFFABLE - chris miles

1x06 : one

"ow what was that for" i moaned as michelle nudged me, waking me up from my sleep.

she nodded over to our teacher tom who looked as if he was about to start talking.

"right i want you all to remember that this is not a holiday ok, this is your chance to nail your module one history coursework... post-soviet industrial russia" he informed us.

i rolled my eyes "fuck this" i muttered as i close my eyes again.

"it's the chance of a lifetime gang ok- kai i'm still talking, wake up please" tom slightly raised his voice.

i jumped up "wha- aw sorry tom".

"i'll apologise on her behalf tom, she had some pre-russia drinks last night" chris mimicked drinking a bottle with his hand "paying for it this morning".

i threw my travel pillow at him "fuck off wanker i'm not hungover" i told him off but all he did was laugh.

"right guys calm down and enough of the language" tom sighed "now this isn't just education yeah, this is total education".

"total piss up" maxxie said making us all laugh.

"uh no, no, no, no there'll be no 'piss up' ok" tom warned "we're gonna be working hard, understanding the culture and history of mokshovkov in the mordovian republic of the russian federation ok, we're gonna see the real russia yeah".

to no ones surprise i fell asleep, again, during toms rants and raves about russia, at least this time he didn't wake me back up because this time i was awoken by the bump of the plane landing.

"fucking hell it's freezing man" i complained as i stepped out of the plane and into the frosty winds of russia.

"well you're gonna be a laugh this trip aren't you" chris told me.

i laughed slightly "sorry i haven't woken up yet properly" i told him as chris walked through the metal detector.

"you'll be sleeping soundly bunking in with me" he cheeringly said as i then stepped through the metal detector.

"who said i was bunking with you" i questioned him.

"kaitlyn" he said as he put his arm around me "everyone on this trip wants to bunk in with me yeah, and i don't blame them, but i'm feeling nice so i'm giving you first dips".

i gasped sarcastically "really, you would do that for me, oh thank you christopher thank you" i said before dramatically throwing myself at him.

"fuck off" he laughed as he pushed me off him.

suddenly an alarm started to go off and everyone was shouting, i spotted two of the border guards taking anwar into another room.

"do something" angie said to tom, i wasn't entirely sure why she was here but it made chris happy and i'm happy when chris is happy so i went with it.

"right, ok leave it to me" tom said as he took his hat off, no one was sure why he did this.

"tom, maybe i should-" angie started but was interrupted by tom.