That night Iwaizumi let the supposed 'alien' sleep in his guest room since it was indeed very late and Iwaizumi didn't want to deal with the situation when he was completely exhausted.
When the art student woke up though, Oikawa was staring at him with those beautiful eyes. Though Iwaizumi did scream and fall out of his bed, his legs tangled in his blanket.
"Good Morning! I tried making you food but halfway through I forgot I don't know how to cook!"Oikawa smiled and the human immediately sat up, smelling smoke before running out of his room and to his kitchen to see a pan on fire in the sink. Iwaizumi quickly turned on his sink and extinguished the fire with the water. The dark haired male sighed before glaring at Oikawa.
"I thought you knew 'everything the an alien could possibly know' about the world?" Oikawa rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.
"Uh, well I haven't watched cooking shows, more like friends and how I met your mother, among others." The taller male giggled and Iwaizumi rolled his eyes.
"You're a dumbass, sit down so I can cook you something for gods sake." Oikawa obeyed and sat at the small table, staring at the plant on top with such a thoughtful look. Iwaizumi sighed and took out things he would need to make eggs and toast.
When Iwaizumi finished he turned to see Oikawa staring at him with a curious look in his eyes.
"What is it Shittykawa?" The light haired male whined at the mean nickname.
"That's so mean!" Iwaizumi shrugged and plated the food, setting one plate in front of Oikawa who savored his first taste of human food.
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After the two finished breakfast Iwaizumi continued to work on a project for his class, while Oikawa watched a compilations of vines, saying that he wanted to be more educated on the human world.
The was a frantic knock on the door and Iwaizumi got up from the couch where Oikawa was giggling at the tv screen. He swung open his door only to be jumped on from a whiny Bokuto.
"Iwaizumi!! You're not dead thank god!" Bokuto cried while Akaashi rolled his eyes at his energetic boyfriend. Bokuto quickly released his friend from the hug once he saw Oikawa staring intently at the tv, ignoring what was happening to the side of him.
"Oh shit, is that the guy that was yeeted onto your balcony?" Bokuto questioned and Iwaizumi nodded with a roll of his eye as Bokuto immediately sat by the other and watched the compilation with him. He didn't bother explaining that the male was an 'alien' and just blamed his psychotic neighbors that he indeed have.
Akaashi sighed and turned his attention to his friend.
"Sorry for intruding, Bokuto wouldn't stop crying about how worried he was for you and wouldn't stop until we came to visit you after he tried calling you a few times and you didn't pick up so he demanded that we go to your house and check up on you." Akaashi explained and Iwaizumi nodded.
"Yeah, my phone died and I've forgotten to charge it, thanks for checking up on me though I guess." Akaashi nodded and the two made conversation, not paying attention to what the two childish adults were doing.
They would soon regret that when they heard screaming and smelled smoke.
"Oh fuck! Akaashi!!!" Bokuto shouts, as he jumps onto his boyfriend, a terrified look on his face.
"Bokuto you coward!" Oikawa shouts as he tries to fan out the pot that was on fire. Not just the inside, no, the whole goddamn pot was on fire.
Iwaizumi groaned and quickly helped set out the fire, smacking Oikawa across the back of his head with his hand and sighed.
"Stop setting things on fire! Jesus Christ you arsonist!" Oikawa pouted and hugged Iwaizumi, easily being dragged as the slightly shorter male didn't try to shake him off since he was simply too tired to care at this point.
"I'm sorry about Bokuto, we actually have to get going anyways since I have to tutor him so he doesn't fail his math class." Akaashi sighed and Iwaizumi said his goodbyes to the two.
The darker haired male looked down at Oikawa.
"You're not allowed in the kitchen anymore." The alien gasped and pleaded for Iwaizumi to take it back.
"But Iwa-Chan!" Oikawa whined and Iwaizumi was caught off guard by the nickname, having a small coughing fit before he glared at the male who was fixing the shirt that he borrowed from the human.
"Don't call me that and tomorrow after my classes we'll go out and by you some clothes and stuff like that." Oikawa grinned and nodded.
"Okie dokie Iwa-Chan!" Oikawa giggled and Iwaizumi rolled his eyes, retreating back to his room.
"Yeah whatever, flatkawa." Iwaizumi quickly shut the door behind him only to hear Oikawa shout about how he was not flat whatsoever and that Iwaizumi shouldn't even be looking at his ass and what not.
Too bad for Oikawa, Iwaizumi already had his headphones in as he worked on schoolwork.
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Never let Oikawa in your kitchen T^T
Thank you for reading!
I hope this was good and the characters weren't too out of character
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Hayran KurguIwaizumi was minding his own business like he usually does when someone fell from the sky and onto his balcony, literally. Iwaoi fic!
