𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝘆'𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 (𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻/𝗖𝗕𝗙𝗗 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆)

Haybot Wars

The game developers were inspired by Terminator for this mission. Also doing this mission in the game sucked ass for the escape part 'cuz I always died. So I changed it for the story. Enjoy. :P

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Brian screamed as he fell a great distance before landing with a thud at the bottom of some giant underground lair. Frankie landed next to him.

"Ouch," the guitarist says.

"You alright big fella?" Frankie asks him.

Brian nodded even though his ankle was throbbing in pain. "I think so, but I think I sprained my ankle. Where the bloody hell are we?"

"Beats me," the pitchfork says, looking around.

"We should probably find a way out of here," Brian says.

"Yeah," the pitchfork agrees. "But--"

The pitchfork was suddenly cut off by the sound of metal drumming music, and looking over, they both took notice of a giant silhouette hidden within the flames of where the robot haystack had landed.

"I don't think I like the sound of that music," Brian says, backing away.

"I don't either," Frankie says. "What do we do?"

Just then, the haystack, now all robot, jumped out of the fire and let out an angry roar, and Brian and Frankie's eyes widened in horror as they watched the haybot bring out a missile.

"Suzie 9MM!"

"I'm right here, sweetie pie!" the missile says. "Just tell me where to shoot."

The haybot launched the missile straight at Brian, and the curly haired guitarist dove out of the way as it flew by overhead and crashed into a wall.

"Come on, get down here, boy!" Frankie yells, jumping off the platform and into the low ground below.

Brian stumbled after him, limping as fast as he could on his sprained ankle, and another missile was launched into a pillar as the guitarist dove into the lower ground. The front of the pillar then exploded and began spraying out water onto the platform, giving Brian an idea.

"I think I've got an idea on how to stop him!" he shouts over all the noise.

"What might that be?"

"The water," Brian tells him. "If each of those pillars contain water and we have him launch missiles into them, we could lure him into the water and he'll malfunction." (This is great advice if robots one day take over the world. Just throw water at them. There, problem solved, LOL! 😂😂😂)

Frankie smiled to his idea. "Alright, let's do it, big fella! Jump up onto my back though, wouldn't want ya to hurt that ankle even more!"

Despite his earlier excuse, Brian climbed onto the back of the pitchfork, who surprisingly handled the weight of the taller man pretty well. Frankie jumped quick and fast to the edge of the platform next to the pillar where the haybot instantly spotted them and charged after them, but the pitchfork moved away just as the robot stepped into the water and began to seize up and malfunction before jumping back away into some sort of daze where it began to spin around in a circle. The pitchfork then noticed a big red button on it's back.

"Press that button!" Frankie says, quickly jumping in the direction of the spinning robot.

As it turned it's back again, Brian reached out and hit the button. Frankie jumped away and they watched as the haybot started malfunctioning again as it's arm exploded into sparks and wires, angering it even more. They jumped back and off the platform, and the haybot launched the next two Suzie 9MM's as they took shelter behind another pillar where water immediately began spewing and spraying everywhere from the impact of the missiles. The robot roared and charged at the pillar, only to be stopped by the water again, too dumb to realize that the water was bad for it and Brian and Frankie were actually outsmarting it.

"It's working!" Brian exclaims, watching as the haybots other arm exploded. "Just two more pillars!"

They circled around the giant lair, ducking as the haybot launched missile after missile at them until they both eventually reached the third pillar. Water exploded out towards the robot, and by now the lair was beginning to flood, but Frankie and Brian didn't seem to notice, too focused on defeating the thing.

"One more!" Brian shouts.

"Yee-ha!" Frankie shouts, jumping fast.

The last and final pillar took a direct hit from another missile, once again spraying the robot and everything else with water, and the haybot screeched in agony as it spun around so fast that it exploded into a million pieces. Brian and Frankie cheered, but all too soon, their celebration was cut short when they realized the whole place was flooding.

"We probably might want to find a way out of here now," Brian says.

Frankie chuckled. "Yeah," agrees, and at the moment, water began pouring out faster from the pillars, flooding the place even more. "Uhh anyway, I uhh, I gotta go. See ya!"

"Oi!" Brian calls out after him. "Where are you going?" But just as quick, the pitchfork disappeared seemingly into thin air and the curly haired guitarist groaned. "Bloody hell!"

By now the water had risen a considerable amount, reaching to his waist, and Brian waded through the water as fast as he could after spotting a ladder at the other end of the giant lair that led to a doorway all the way at the top that looked to be a very long climb up.

Just then, a far off high pitched voice called out to him from way up above, and the curly haired guitarist looked up. It was Roger!

"Hurry, mate!" the scarecrow screeches. "The water's rising fast!"

Brian swam for the ladder, and finally reaching it, he dragged himself up and out of the water and began to climb as quick as he could with a sprained ankle. The large pillars began to split near the top and middle, the bolted seams that held them together creaking and groaning from the weight of the water, and just as Brian neared the halfway point to the top of the ladder, he heard something explode from behind him, and glancing over his shoulder, he watched with wide eyes as a huge blast of water came straight at him, and Roger screamed as he watched the curly haired guitarist get knocked off the ladder and pulled down into the deep water below.

"Brian!" Roger screams, his eyes scanning the water as it suddenly stopped rising and an eerie silence filled the lair. "BRIAN!" he screeches again. "Oh fuck..."

"Get the fuck in there and save him, you idiot!" author-chan yells at the scarecrow.

"Ok..." he says, and taking a deep breath, he jumped into the water, holding his breath as he disappeared below the dark surface, immediately spotting Brian who was slowly floating down towards the bottom, and Roger's instincts to save him kicked in...

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Haha. 😁 See ya'll in the next chapter. 😜