Akuma and Wu Chang were sitting on their couch in their one bedroom apartment when suddenly Wu Chang kissed Akuma and booped her. Akuma blushed and did the shy girl thingy. "Oh Wu-Chang senpai....Please...I want your hair....I want your luscious braid all to myself. No one can have it but ME!"
Wu Chang gasped dramatically and begged for mercy. "Please no Akuma! Not my braid! Anything but my braid!" Akuma just laughed maniacally and tied up Wu Chang's Braid. Wu Chang's braid somehow managed to scream for help. Wu Chang was very concerned for his hair at that point and wondered if he didn't wash it enough.
*Two Weeks Later*
Wu Chang and his braid were still miserable and tied up. By this point Wu Chang figured out his braid could talk. So he and his braid had a nice conversation about Mochi and Boba. Speaking of which, Akuma came to where she had Wu Chang and his braid hostage and gave them Boba and Mochi.
Wu Chang and his braid both gasped and accepted the gifts. Then Akuma pulled out a knife and stabbed Wu Wu's Braid and killed it. (Its still there.) Wu Chang growled at Akuma. "How dare you kill my braid!?" Akuma's face softened. "Your braid...Was only trying to manipulate you into loving it over me...So I had no choice but to stop the issue. Plus....I realize I love you, not your braid."
Wu Chang was touched by Akuma's words and then they kissed. Then they did an oopsie.
*3 years later*
Akuma and Wu Chang are married. They have 3000 kids and are a very happy couple. For some reason their kids all are tall. It makes Akuma sad. They are also all boys. That makes Akuma even more sad. But Akuma still loves her family.
They all lived happily ever after. The end
