// 6-19-20
// Please note that this chapter has nothing to do with the main story and is ONLY a side story/event. As the title states, Happy birthday to our cutie Dazai!
"Move."
"No YOU move."
"I say you both Move."
Standing right in from of Chuuya and Kunikida, I glare at them while urging them to get out of the way.
"But, he started it" they complain.
"Stop whining and hurry and set everything up. Dazai's going to be here soon you know."
"Fine..." they say in unison.
I turn around to walk away to another problem that caught my attention. The 2 idiots just continued their bickering the whole way through even after I told them not to.
"Ryu, what's with the look?" I ask
"Tch.. what are you talking about?"
"I've known you for years, don't think that I wouldn't notice what's wrong."
"Why did you bring the mafia and detective agency together for this. It's a waste of time, especially for a traitor." He states.
"If that were the case, then you wouldn't have shown up. Would you?"
I walk away once again leaving him with something to think about. Standing in the center of the room, I take a look around making sure everything was perfect. I mean it has to be. I wasn't going to let anything go wrong!
"Everyone listen up! We are going to make this party PERFECT for Dazai. DO YOU HEAR ME??
Port MAFIA : "........"
DETECTIVE AGENCY : " Woo!" brought to you by the one and only Kenji
"Eh..Well. JUST look excited when he gets here. If you don't.."
I give them the sadistic smile
"You'll be void food!" I say cheerfully.
Instantly they all ran and hid, without a second to think.
"Okay, I'll call him then.."
I pull out my phone from the pocket of my dress and give Dazai a quick call to see where he is.
Ring Ring
Dazai:
Hello?
Y/n:
Dazai, are you almost here?
Dazai:
Oh Y/n, yeah I'm cominggg~ Wait, I'm actually here now.
Y/n: Really! Okay then come inside!
"He's coming! Everyone be the fuck quiet okay."
A series of yeah's, yes's, and sure's came real quick and then disappeared as soon as they came.
I sprint my way towards the door, flicking the light switch off in the process as I pass by it. I open up a small void on the wall next to the door and hide in it.
A minute late after we were ready and settled in our spots, the door opened wide revealing Dazai dressed up in a full new outfit I bought for him to wear for today.
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