Angela: EEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA
Elva: What. What do you want.
Angela: You know how you're always so cold? Well, I was thinking that I have an ice breaker especially for you!
Elva: Oh no. Not that again.
Angela: No no, just chill out, girl. Its all good.
Elva: Angela --
Angela: Did you check out that elderberry and mint drink the elves made? They look really refreshing and enticing, don't you agree?
Elva: Oh, for pain's sake --
Angela: Elva, you know, because your sooo snow awesome, I'm going to give you a compliment.
Elva: ANGELA -- !
Angela: No, I just gotta say that you're a really cool girl, you know, just icesome. Get it? I replaced 'awe' with 'ice'!
Elva: Get out.
Angela: But --
Elva: Just get out.

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Funny Eragon Scripts
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