As prisoners somewhere.
Eragon: You know, instead of moping around, we should think of some happy things.
Murtagh: . . . I like the feel of being by Thorn.
Saphira: Good one, Murtag! Keep going!
Fírnen: (dryly) Yes, please do.
Murtagh: (snarling at Fírnen) I like the feel of ripping a green dragon's scales off.
Arya: Don't. You. Dare.
Eragon: Woah-kay there.
Thorn: Well, I guess I like flying in the air. If anyone was wondering.
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Funny Eragon Scripts
HumorHello Eragon fans! Brought to you by the person who made the Funny Wings of Fire Scripts, Pikachick15, has now decided to make a Funny Eragon Scripts book! Please do enjoy! PS: I hope these are funny.