As prisoners somewhere.
Eragon: You know, instead of moping around, we should think of some happy things.
Murtagh: . . . I like the feel of being by Thorn.
Saphira: Good one, Murtag! Keep going!
Fírnen: (dryly) Yes, please do.
Murtagh: (snarling at Fírnen) I like the feel of ripping a green dragon's scales off.
Arya: Don't. You. Dare.
Eragon: Woah-kay there.
Thorn: Well, I guess I like flying in the air. If anyone was wondering.

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Funny Eragon Scripts
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