Eragon: She avoids me,
Eragon: and seems to hate me,
Eragon: and she didn't talk to me.
Eragon: Do you know what I call that?
Saphira: . . .
Saphira: No.
Eragon: True love.
Saphira: (whacks Eragon upside the head.)
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Funny Eragon Scripts
HumorHello Eragon fans! Brought to you by the person who made the Funny Wings of Fire Scripts, Pikachick15, has now decided to make a Funny Eragon Scripts book! Please do enjoy! PS: I hope these are funny.