Lovestruck Diaries [Kimetsu No Yaiba Oneshots]

Never Again (GiyuShino)

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Sabito swears that the current situation is too familiar for his liking. He looked at the girl infront of him, smiling as always. And he sighed, he knows that she's too prideful to admit to anything at all, and Giyu is to pessimistic to even try.

He could just bang his head on the table and shout. But no, he wouldn't win in that.

"I'm assuming you haven't heard the news." He started studying her face for any indication of emotion. But she's still smiling, figures. Like everyone knows, Shinobu Kochou never really shows emotions.

"That your vocal cords finally broke and you can't shout anymore? You seem to have been using a gentle tone." She replied. He doesn't really know if her words just doesn't filter in her brain, or she filters it and just choose the worst insult she could come up with.

"Much to your displeasure, no. Let me get straight to the point." Sabito proclaimed, crossing his arms to his chest as his scrutinizing gaze never left her face.

"Giyu's getting married." He added and he could almost scream in joy as her mouth formed a perfect 'o'.

"I feel sorry for her future wife then. Must be hard to marry a statue." Yeah, right. Sabito knows that it is guaranteed that Shinobu does take a liking to Giyu, in more ways than one.

"So who's the girl?" She asked as he pulled out a picture from his vest and placed it on the table, her eyes looked down and smiled. It might look like she's admiring the girl's beauty but no, she's more likely mocking her.

"So because Mitsuri-san is now married with someone else and her supposed to be arranged marriage failed the victim is Tomioka-san now huh?" Shinobu muttered her face now laced with fake concern. She looked back at him, "So what do you want me to do?"

Sabito was about to reply when an oh so familiar voice spoke startling them both, "Prevent me from getting into a loveless marriage."

Looks like his bestfriend knows what he really wants after all. Sabito felt a sense of joy wash over him, proud of Giyu. Finally, he can do what he wants in life without worrying about the bastard.

"Oh? Tough luck. Guess I have no choice but to help then." Shinobu smiled at both men. And they really expected her to stop the wedding.

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Sabito was damn anxious. The ceremony is already starting but they haven't received any word from Shinobu! Did she just play with them? Is she now in a faraway land laughing at their pitiful faces?

No! He refuses to be the brother-in-law of the girl Giyu would marry! For god's sake! She was demon! A goddamn demon! Marrying a demon slayer! Just what kind of peace treaty was this about? Demon's would starve without eating humans! What would they get for having a peace treaty in the form of marriage! What were they thinking? Have they finally gotten batshit crazy?

"Hurry! Call some doctors! Or anyone who can help!!" He was jolted back to reality hearing the commotion.

"Help the bride please!"

"Keep your emotions in your sleeve Sabito." Makomo mused, her plum lips curving upwards into one angelic smile. "You look like a ten year old kid on Christmas." She added.

"Shinobu did it!" He only exclaimed pushing and pulling Makomo's hand to show his excitement. "She actually stopped the wedding!!" He shrieked like a girl to show further enthusiasm.

He was so proud. But what did Shinobu done to the bride? Nah. He couldn't care less about that.

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Sabito's face blanched. His eyes widened and his jaw went slack. Fear clouded his features as terror overtook his whole body.

He couldn't believe what he just saw.

Voodoo dolls burning, a star with a circle drawn on the floor, every point with well lit candles, on the center a pot with a black roux, and on the walls was the picture he handed to her.

Shinobu fucking Kochou fucking cursed the bride.

He shivered as everything finally dawned on him as he scrambled out of the butterfly estate.

Oh god. He's gonna need Makomo induced therapy after this.

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Author's Note: Any pairings you want to see? Please give me prompts!