Lovestruck Diaries [Kimetsu No Yaiba Oneshots]

Your Perfect Crime (SaneKana)

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Genya wasn't sure how he was dragged into this. As far as he can remember he had the perfect morning, waking up on the right side of the bed, made the perfect coffee, got dressed and went to the station. But today lady luck wasn't smiling at him since his day was bound to be ruined when he saw his brother Sanemi Shinazugawa, the pride of the police force, running at him on full speed.

"We have a mission. It's kidnapping." The man stated, face incredibly serious paired with a deadly gaze. Knowing that this is a serious situation, he followed his brother without a word.

And now he's here. Possibly already wasted half an hour and more as they spied on a certain black haired beauty, Kochou Kanae. They were hiding near the bushes and to his embarrassment a few people were already looking at them, this would be a big blow to the police forces reputation when these folks would accuse them of suspicious behavior, considering that his brother is using binoculars to spy on the female.

"Aniki," Genya called nervously, because you'll never know if you stepped on a landmine in his mood (especially if it's about Kanae) "Don't you think this isn't kidnapping?"

His brother didn't hear him, "Be quiet, they're leaving let's follow them while keeping a three meter distance." Right. The man Genya has utmost respect for, with his strength and jaw dropping skills, a prodigy in his early twenties is now reduced to a simple man running on sheer jealousy.

"Do you not think this is kidnapping Genya? She never entertains suitors! And look!" His brother grabbed his face and forced him to look at Kanae and the guy beside her that would likely end up dead near an alley later. "They're going straight to a love hotel! He's going to knock her unconscious and sold her off to slavery! That building is under our radar for a while now!"

Oh holy mother of God's. Sanemi pulled out a bazooka out of nowhere and fired at the love hotel yelling that they charge it on the FBI.

"Aniki calm down!" He cried out because handling a in denial and jealous ridden Sanemi Shinazugawa kills one of his brain cells. "They aren't even going in that love hotel! They're in that ramen shop." He pointed at an innocent ramen shop down the block, hosting Kanae and a soon to be corpse.

"Then we'll blow up the ramen shop." His brother calmly stated and started to reload his bazooka.

"Just go get her!" Genya screeched as his last brain cell died along with his patience. Sanemi turned to look at him with wide eyes and Genya could also see his life flashing before his eyes because he will soon be found in a rundown alley along with the man that took Kanae's fancy.

"Good idea. Why didn't I think of that?"

And soon his brother went to Kanae Kochou pulled her hand and gripped her waist and kissed her directly on the lips. Genya's whole body went frigid, along with everyone who saw the scene that could've been perfect for those soap opera reruns. 

"No one would take me as a bride now!" Kanae shouted, face red as if she was fries dipped in ketchup.

"How about I take you then?" Sanemi said and Genya pulled his hair on how smooth as fuck his brother sounded now.

Kanae didn't agree or disagree but Genya just didn't question why his brother skipped on his patrol and return with wrinkled clothes and his ever smug smirk.

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