Lovestruck Diaries [Kimetsu No Yaiba Oneshots]

Recycled Romance (1)

Author's Note: An Au of Demon Slayer being a movie or series, and everyone as actors and actresses, I found a pin about it so yeah. And also, I used their descendants as the actors but too bad it only has Zenitsu, Nezuko, Tanjiro, Kanao, and Inosuke. And Zenitsu and Nezuko are siblings, and also Kanao and Tanjiro. Too bad, really. Beware, characters are supposed to be OOC. And also, the list I made aren't really facts, but something I just made up.

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It goes like this, since Tamayo and Muzan's relationship has been confirmed to the public, almost everyone want their ships to be canon! Aoi could only sigh as she browsed for the headlines.

She then played the video that has been trending for days.

Top 15 most famous Demon Slayer couples!!

1.) Mitsuri and Obanai

Q: So what are your thoughts about their ship being the most popular?

Tamayo: Well, it's really not a surprise since it is canon.

Muzan: Hmm. Atleast Tamayo and I are dating in real life. Ha! Still better than them, lol.

Q: Well, yeah. Now that you mention it, what do you think about those bashers that dislike your relationship?

Muzan: Ha! Sucks for them.

2.) Nezuko and Zenitsu

Q: So any thoughts?

Mitsuri: I think it's nice, and it makes sense in the series, but the actors are siblings, so I feel bad for those fans who want them to be canon in real life.

Obanai: Who would even approve of incest?

3.) Tanjiro and Kanao

Q: Do you approve of this ship?

Shinobu: Who cares if I approve or not? They are canon so it's no use even if I complain.

Giyu: Ah, sorry about that. She's salty that she died.

(Shinobu hit him in the back as he coughed up blood and the screen fades to black)

4.) Giyu and Shinobu

Zenitsu: So this is what most people like? A love hate relationship? Don't you think it'll be kinda toxic?

Nezuko: So a lot of people ship them? Despite having lack of showing interest in each other? They don't even interact that much. Like, how?

5.) Giyu and Sabito

Kanae: But, Sabito's dead though.

Sanemi: Lmao, yeah. I think Giyu really has a sister complex but when her sister died he was with Sabito then he had a brother complex. Lol! I think the reason people ship this is because half of the world population has become fujoshis. And the fact the Giyu used her sister and Sabito's haori in his own rather than using Makomo's. But think, like he would look more gay than he already is if he used Makomo's, so he probably has that haori for the sake of character design.

Q: You know, despite having a salty personality in the series. It's really weird to see you be so observant and perceptive.

Kanae: Well, yes. To be honest I was also quite impressed at first.

6.) Tamayo and Yushiro

Aoi: Okay.

Inosuke: Okay.

7.) Tanjiro and Muzan

Tanjiro: Umm. Excuse me what?

Kanao: Muzan literally killed his family. So why? It's awful.

Tanjiro: But before this. Really. Why are we the second most popular? I mean like, I know it's hinted that Obanai and Mitsuri doesn't have a one sided attraction. But we're hinted too! Amd we survived! We even had kids you know!

Kanao: Please don't mind him. He's still not over the fact that he got Douma in those which demon slayer character are you.

9.) Kanae and Sanemi

Sabito: They're okay I guess. But also both dead.

Makomo: You could say the same for us.

Sabito: We live in Giyu's heart.

Makomo: Still dead.

10.) Tamayo and Muzan

Yushiro: What's with people shipping someone with Muzan? And also, he killed her husband and son.

Rengoku: They could pass of as Joker and Harley Quinn or something.

11.) Aoi and Inosuke

Genya: Well they do have some interactions. But still not enough to be a great ship.

Gyomei: Atleast they're shipped with someone. Just look at us.

Genya: Don't involve me I was shipped with Tanjiro. I think.

12.) Rengoku and Tanjiro

Uzui: Well, I did see some **** about them in *******. Want me to say the code?

Q: No. Please don't.

13.) Sabito and Makomo

Ubuyashiki and Urokodaki: Please respect the dead.

Aoi just slammed her laptop shut. She actually felt bad for Muzan and Tamayo. Making their declarations of love public did start a lot of issues and broke a lot of hearts. The curse of being a celebrity. How cruel.

She sighed for a hundredth time as she looked out the window, a certain man occupying her thoughts as of late. And most likely would soon corrupt her brain.

Aoba Hashibira. He's surely a man full of mysteries, a complete opposite of the character he's been playing.

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Author's Note: This would likely be continued. I kinda like the plot or idea so. I would definitely make about three more chapters.