Lovestruck Diaries [Kimetsu No Yaiba Oneshots]

Recycled Romance (2)

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In Aoi Kanzaki's eyes, the relationship of her fellow actors and actresses are somewhat in reverse.

In Giyu and Shinobu's case, in real life behind the curtains, they're actually bestfriends. Not like the usual but a friendship built on being together for all their existence. She liked to play pranks on everyone including him, and then Giyu would be the one to take care of the mess. He's more like her babysitter in some ways.

Heck, they both live in the same house, sometimes even use each others shampoos. And being constantly together, it's a surprise when they aren't attached by the hip. Because as much as they know, there would no be Shinobu without Giyu.

But in Sabito and Makomo. It's the opposite. They aren't childhood friends or some would like to think. They don't really talk that much, and they have a complicated rivalry going on. Sometimes they would challenge each other in every aspect, sometimes even in petty competitions such as who has the most delicious bento prepared by themselves, or something entirely ridiculous like who would be the first to arrive in the filming site. And when someone would be included in their fights, which would end in either losing sanity or ending up injured.

And both would only reply, "Casualties of war." Both of them snickered or more like let out an evil laugh with a devil glare.

But sometimes, or rather rarely and once in a blue moon or some centuries, they would get along, giving each other some sweet smiles before getting back to the usual routine of bickering.

And then there's Nezuko, who plays the role of a character that would just say 'hmp hmp hmp' and spent half the series in a box and the other half fighting when his brother's ass is about to be screwed but in reality she's a sister that always nags her brother. Tanjiro is almost always either overly enthusiastic or looking bored as hell. Kanao doesn't speak much, nor smile for the matter. It's almost like Kanao is just Kanao. But also different.

Tamayo having played a very serious character actually laughs a lot with the crew. Ubuyashiki always brags about how his make up takes half of the time. Muichiro is surprisingly sweet especially to Tanjiro. Obanai is cold as ice and Mitsuri shines too bright. Muzan and Uzui always jokes and Doma with Akaza loves to suggest games that would soon lead to casualties.

Everyone pretty much are all nice and not too out of their character. But then there's Aoba Hashibira, the man that after shouting in the scene lefts then sits in some corner to be mute and just read science related books.

And there's also Zenitsu. A siscon. Just a siscon. Nothing more and nothing less.

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"I'll kill you."

"You wanna try you punk chihuahua?"

"Yeah right shortie!"

"Shortie? Really? You can't come up with a better insult than that?"

"Well then. Come at me you fatherless piece of shit that has her mother crawl up her ass and died."

"That's more like it you dipshit."

The others could only sigh. Sabito and Makomo are friends in their roles but in reality they're reall not.

"Could someone stop them please? It's disrespectful towards my salad." Uzui shouted but to no avail no one paid attention to his plead. Most likely no one wants to be included as one of the casualties of war as what they'd like to call.

"Just tie them up and lock them in a closet or something. Make them go crazy." Shinobu suggested with a scorn of disgust in her face and spit out some saliva.

This was a normal situation for them. And it has become more annoying than before. More tools to be destroyed, more insults to be shouted like it's the most natural thing in the world, and more brawls.

"Shut it you two! Unless you want me to make public all your stolen pics and videos!" Akaza shouted as Sabito and Makomo grunted. They can't fight a well equipped man. With all their drunken shinanegans stored in his phone.

"Let's play a game then!" Doma suggested a seemingly innocent smile gracing his lips. Aoi could only laugh, no one in them would be so idiotic to fall into his trap about a hundredth time.

"What's in it for us?" Or not. Because leave it to Sabito and Makomo to start another war.

Akaza smiled, joining in the fun. Or rather joining the war. "The person who would win will have all our screenshots, pictures, and videos of everyone."

Right. With such a great prize, everyone agreed. They would just need to win.

"What's the game?" Nezuko asked, it's better to know which battle you would have to fight. Or maybe flight. This game might also be the cause of another scandalous file for one of them.

"Wouldn't it be more fun if we asked who are the one's joining first? And then announce the game afterwards." Shinobu suggested as her sadistic mode was now on.

"No! That's too dangerous!" Rengoku complained earning a disgusted look from Akaza and Shinobu.

"Who even said you're gonna be included?" The actress said. Now there is a present tension surrounding everyone. If they participate and win, they could be the rulers of everyone, if they would lose then they would become more of a slave to Doma and Akaza, and if they stay out of it nothing would change.

Ugh. To hell everything. You need to be brave in order to change! And really Aoi knows that one of her most precious secrets are in the hands of the sadistic duo!

"I'm in." Aoi started breaking the silence and half of them agreed.

"So the players would be yours truly, Akaza, Shinobu, Giyu, Sabito, Tanjiro, Makomo, Nezuko, Aoba, and Aoi." Said Douma as the others waited in anticipation what kind of hell they're playing into.

"It's kinda easy really. You just have to guess the chosen players favorite co-actor or co-actress. If you fail to guess it correctly, one piece of clothing shalle be removed."

Clearly, it's pretty easy.

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Author's Note: So this is not proofread and I'm sulking while I wrote this. And so Recycled romance will probably have 5 chapters atleast.