Staying In South Park (Sequel to L.I.S.P.)

12

Zoey and Kenny came over and Kenny dragged us out to meet the guys at Tweak's. "What are we doing, Kenny?" I asked. "Oh, you're gonna love it." He said and held the door open for us. I saw that everyone in our class was inside.

"Sup Sarah." Most people greeted me and I smiled and flipped them all off. "Sup guys. How's your summer?" I asked. I got a mix of good and alright and then I turned to Kyle and Cartman, who were arguing in the front.

"What seems to be the problem, boys?" I asked, stepping up. "I called her first!" Kyle snapped. "I saw her first, Jew boy!" Cartman yelled. "She talked to me first!" "I found her, I keep her. Butt out!" "Just cos she saw you first doesn't mean anything!" "I SAW HER FIRST YOU FUCKING JEW! EVER HEARD OF FINDERS KEEPERS?!" Cartman screamed.

"Are they fighting over... Me?" Zoey asked and I smirked and nodded. "Oh, wow. Bit melodramatic, don't ya think?" She breathed and I laughed.

"YOU KNOW WHAT, FATASS?! I'm sick and tired of you always fighting with me over pointless things! You better give up now, because she will be mine! I'm going to fight to the death for her! I DECLARE WAR!" Kyle said. "Fine, Jew boy. Your loss. I'll assemble my army, and you and your army will soon be on their knees, sucking my balls." Cartman said and a number of people laughed.

"C'mon, Kenny." Cartman said as he hopped down. "Wha-" "for some reason, I'm always on his side. I don't know." Kenny shrugged and kissed me before going with me. "You take Kenny, I take Sarah!" Kyle said.

"Yeah, c'mon, Sarah." Stan said, going to stand by Kyle. "Oh, I'm not in this." I shook my head. "What?" They said in shock. "Yeah, I'm on Zoey's side. Let's go, Zo." I said and we retreated to a back corner and watched the 'armies' form.

Cartman had Kenny, Craig, Clyde, Butters, Jimmy, Timmy, and Bebe. Kyle had Syan, Token, Wendy, Butters, Pip, and Tweek.

"Wait, choose a side, Butters!" Cartman said once he realised Buttwrs was double-siding. "Fine! I choose no side. Zoey can date whoever she wants to! Suck my- my wiener, guys!" Butters yelled and went to join Zoey and I.

"Hi- hi ladies." He said and I smiled at him. "You chose well, Butters." I smiled at him and patted his shoulder. "Yeah, thanks, Butters." Zoey said and we three left.

"I didn't choose a side cos I know that Zoey is dating that girl from where she lives." Butters rubbed his knuckles together. "Yeah, tell me about your lovely lady." I elbowed Zoey.

"Alright. Well, her name is Danielle, she has the prettiest blue eyes and beautiful brown hair that she likes to braid. She wears a little eye makeup, but she doesn't need any makeup because she's so beautiful. She's more of a hippie type, and she plays the guitar and piano. She says she can't sing, but she tries, I'll give her that." Zoey rambled. "That's adorable. How'd you meet, and how did you start dating?" I asked, biting my lip.

"We met in middle school and became friends, though I hated her. Then, when we were in ninth grade, we were at this party, and someone dared us to kiss. I was a bit hesitant, but no, she dove right in and kissed me. We've been together since." She smiled.

"That's too cute! I ship it! Doey! Or Zoelle!" I exclaimed. "ZOELLE!" Zoey and I said at the same time. "Are- are girls really like this?" Butters asked and we nodded.

"Butters, let's give you a makeover, okay?" Zoey said and he nodded. "Is that okay?" I asked. "Yeah, he crossdresses all the time." Zoey nodded and Butters smiled proudly. "Alright. Let's do it." I nodded and we went to their house and up to Butter's room.

"Sarah, you can do makeup well, can't you?" Zoey asked me and I nodded. "My cousin Dale dated a makeup artist, and now he's like, an expert at it. He always does my hair and makeup when there's a special event, and he's taught me everything I know." I said and put light foundation over his face and Zoey went behind me and perfected it. I put the powder and blush on, and we spent the next half hour or so perfecting Butters.

I did his mascara and Zoey revealed his wig collection to me. "Let's go with a dirty blonde." I said and we put the wig on him, giving him long dirty blonde hair down to his waist. Zoey helped him dress with her clothes, and I wasn't all that surprised that they were the same size. Butters was pretty small, after all.

He was done and Zoey and I inspected him. "We should so go out for lunch or something." I said. "We should." "Yay!" Butters cheered. "But, if we're going out, we might wanna change your clothes, Butters. Is that okay?" I said and he nodded.

"Okay, trade the mini skirt with plain leggings and the heels with combat boots or converse." I said and he did so. "You're perfect." Zoey and I breathed in astonishment. "I feel pretty." Butters smiled as he looked at himself in the mirror. "You look so pretty, Butters. I'm jealous." I pursed my lips. "Yeah, now Sarah and I are going to talk shit about you behind your back." Zoey said and Butters shrugged, checking out his new Ruby painted fake nails.

We went out to Red Robins and I was shocked at how well Butters was acting like a girl. It was an amazing thing to witness, really.

We were seated in one of those round booths, and Butters sat right between Zoey and I, and we sat in a group of chatting and giggling teenage girls.

"Hi, what can I get you gorgeous ladies go drink today?" A male waiter came around to get our orders. "Freckled lemonade, please." We all said at once. "Whoa. Alright. Be right back with those." He said and we watched as he made eye contact with Butters and winked.

"Of course he goes for the blonde." I smirked and elbowed Butters. "You are engaged, young lady!" Zoey smirked and hit my shoulder. "And you are a lesbian, young lady!" I mocked and hit her back. "Ladies! Chill it out!" Butters said in his girl voice. He had it mastered down to the last syllable.

We ordered our food and ate and paid, with the male waiter covering almost half of our bill thanks to Butters' flirting. When we left, Butters turned and kissed the waiter's cheek and gave him a wink. We rushed out of the restaurant laughing like little girls in a circle.

"I can't believe you kissed him!" Zoey squealed. "Me either!" I laughed. "Do you think we'll be arrested or something?!" Butters freaked. "If anyone's getting arrested, it's you, girl." Zoey knocked her hip with Butters'.

We walked down the sidewalk, being loud girls we are and I spotted Cartman's army a block up ahead. I looked and found the Orange parka easily enough. "Go get him, tiger." Zoey said and patted my back. I smiled and ran up to catch up with the group and jumped on Kenny's back, since he was in the back.

"AHHHH!" He screamed and spun in a circle before realising it was me. "Don't DO that!" He yelled at me. "Hi babe." I just smiled and kissed his cheek. "What's got you so happy?" He asked, taking me off his back and holding me so he faced each other, holding me up at my thighs with my legs around him.

"It's a good day today." I smiled and pushed my hair back. "Maybe we'll have an even better night..." He breathed and pressed our foreheads together and pressed a soft kiss to my lips. "Mm. I hope so." I smiled.

I heard wolf whistles and saw Zoey and Butters cheering for me down the block. "Who's that?" Kenny asked me. "Zoey and our friend." I said. "Ah. Okay." He nodded.

"HEY! KINNEH! Let go of your fiancée! We have work to do!" Cartman yelled at him, making Kenny hold me tighter. "Fuck you, fatass!" He snapped and kissed my cheek. "C'mon, Kenny." Craig said in a bored tone. "No. I'm going home." He said and transferred me to his back again and carried me to our place.