Staying In South Park (Sequel to L.I.S.P.)

10

The next day, we went to hang out at Stark's Pond. Stan brought his Uncle's boat and we went and sat in the middle of the Pond and chilled out.

We had sandwiches and drinks and everything was calm until Cartman spoke up. "Whoa... Butters has a girlfriend?" And all of our heads snapped up. "Wha-" "there!" Kyle pointed and we saw Butters and a pretty girl sitting and talking on the shore.

"Whoa. She's hot!" Kyle exclaimed. "She's gorgeous..." Cartman gasped and Stan, Kenny, and I sat back to watch this unfold.

Kyle and Cartman turned and stared at each other with wide eyes. "Don't you dare, Jew." "No! Don't you dare, fatso!" They started fighting. "Oh, this is gonna be fun." Kenny chuckled.

I looked over at the shore and sighed. I couldn't even see this girl clearly, how could both of those boys already be fighting over her? "Okay, first one she talks to wins." Kyle said and they both furiously started rowing to get back to shore.

When we got there, they both jumped out and ran to her and Butters. Kyle got there first, obviously, and Butters and the girl looked up in confusion.

"Sarah?" Kenny sighed and I nodded. "I'm on it. KYLE BROFLOVSKI! ERIC CARTMAN!" I shouted and they flinched as I got out and walked forward.

I got to the group and put a friendly fake smile on my face. "Hello there. New to South Park?" I asked her and she nodded. "Lovely. What's your name?" I asked. "Zoey." She said. "She's my cousin, and she's staying over for the summer." Butters said. "Well that's nice. Is our little town treating you fairly so far?" I said and she shrugged. "Yeah, I guess so. Are you English?" She asked me. "I am. But don't expect much. Me and another boy are the only ones in this whole town. Shame." I sighed.

"Listen, Zoey, can I steal you away for a tick?" I said and she smiled and nodded. "Thanks. Be back in two tick, boys. Just conversing of girl things." I said and pulled her away and we walked across the shore, away from the guys.

"Okay, I know every girl would want to be told. The two boys that ran up to you, Kyle and Eric? They're right now fighting over you. So, if I were you, I'd either choose another guy to have a crush on, choose one, or just act asexual or aromantic. Your choice." I said and she sighed.

"Thanks for the warning. When you said 'other crush'...?" "I meant none of those boys. Kyle and Cartman just won't do already, I'm engaged to the one in the Orange parka, and the one with the poofball hat has an insane ex who won't let him go." I said and she nodded.

"I have a lot to learn, don't I?" She sighed. "Or you could just stay inside the whole summer. No problem with that." I said and she shrugged. "My aunt and uncle want me out to 'play' with Butters." She said and I nodded.

"But wait, you're engaged! Wow, congrats!" She said and I smiled. "Thanks." I blushed. "When did he propose?" "Last day of school, in front of everyone." I sighed and she threw her hands over her mouth and squealed. "Oh my God! That's adorable!" "I know right!" I squealed with her. This is too easy.

"Wait, have you two... 'Done the deed'?" She asked and I shook my head. "He wants it to be at the perfect moment." I sighed and she awed. "That's adorable... I wish my girlfriend was like that." She sighed.

"GIRL-" I stopped myself. "Girlfriend?" I whispered and she nodded. "Oh, this is going to be loads of fun." I said and we turned back to see Kyle and Cartman starting to fight.

"What do you think's gonna happen?" She asked. "I dunno, but I have a plan." I said and she smirked.

"Well, let's hear it." She said and looped her arm through mine. "Let's have them fight the whole summer for you, then on the day you're going to leave, reveal to them that your dating someone. A girl." I said and she grinned wickedly.

"Let's do it."