Staying In South Park (Sequel to L.I.S.P.)

14

On the last day of Zoey's stay near the end of August, both 'armies' got together at the field near Stark's Pond and room their sides.

"This is so gonna be worth it." Zoey said as she, Brittany, and I sat on the edge by Stark's Pond. "So worth it." Brittany and I agreed.

Cartman and Kyle made stupid speeches before they actually started fighting each other. Kyle's side recruited the Goth Kids, and Cartman's side recruited a few 11th graders, the year below us.

Token, Pip, Jimmy, and Timmy were knocked down and out immediately. Craig was fighting Stan, Clyde fighting Kyle, and Wendy and Bebe were pretending to fight each other. Kenny was pretending to look busy fighting Tweek, and Cartman was fighting the Goth Kids singlehandedly. The 11th graders were just too scared to fight and faking injuries to get out.

"When should we intervene?" Butters asked in his normal voice. "When it gets ridiculous." Zoey sighed. "How are we going to get their attention?" I asked. We hadn't planned this far.

"I dunno. Walk through the middle of the fight?" Butters said. "Sure. Let's do that." Zoey said.

Cartman and Kyle started fighting each other cos the Goth Kids needed a smoke break and Kyle beat Clyde. "Okay, let's go." Zoey said, standing and pulling us up with her.

We walked right through the fight, stopping people along the way. I went over and kissed Kenny's cheek. "You can stop pretending, love. Tweek, put that down before you hurt someone." I said and he obeyed. "Come on." I sighed as we tried to break Craig and Stan up, who were actually fighting.

We finally split them up, and moved onto Cartman and Kyle. Kyle jumped and kicked Cartman in the face, and we pulled them apart. "What?!" Cartman yelled.

"I have to tell you guys something!" Zoey said and everyone was silent to listen in to what she had to say. "This is pointless! You two fighting over what neither of you can have! Eric, you are a pain in the ass, and even if I were to date you, we would be broken up in less than five minutes! And Kyle, I would choose you over him any day, but you're so stubborn and you're always looking for an argument! What went wrong between you two?!" She yelled.

"You have a boyfriend, don't you?" Cartman asked. "Yes, I'm dating someone I love very much at the moment. And I hope to marry HER someday." She said and all their faces fell in complete shock. Brittany and I just rolled around laughing.

"Is Brittany your girlfriend?" Kyle asked in shock. "No, Brittany is my cousin." Zoey said proudly. "Hiya fellas!" Butters said in his real voice. I doubled over, laughing even harder.

"And you- Stan! You flirted with Butters!" I shrieked through laughter. "BUTTERS?!" They yelled, even more shocked if possible. "Anything else?!" Cartman yelled, pissed off. I slowly slid off my heels that I borrowed from Zoey in case I had to run.

"Yeah, one more thing." Zoey said. "What?!" They yelled, preparing themselves. "Sorry girl, but I gotta say it." Zoey said to me. "Go ahead." I grinned. "One second. You aren't pregnant, are you?" Kenny interrupted. "No, babe, I'm not pregnant." I rolled my eye. He knew full damn well I was still a virgin.

"Okay. Whew. Go on." He waved her on. "THIS WHOLE THING WAS SARAH'S IDEA! SHE PLANNED IT ALL!" She said and they all glared at me, except Kenny and the girls, Goth Kids, and 11th graders.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Cartman said and I smirked and took off running. I never run for anything, but my long legs really helped me be faster. I got to my house, Craig right behind me, fuck him for being a fast runner. I got up to my room and shut and locked the door, and pressed my back against the door cos they were banging on it and trying to break it down or some shit.

"THAT WASN'T FUNNY, SARAH!" I heard Kyle shout. I just laughed wildly. "You PSYCHO BITCH!" Cartman yelled and I tried to move some furniture in front of the door, but the lock failed me. That explains a lot.

Cartman was the first one I saw with a knife in his hand and I smirked. "Atta boy. Good choice. Want me to teach you how to use that properly?" I said and his face twisted in confusion.

"Step forward." I said and held out my hand innocently. He came in my room and I smiled at him. "Now, slit my wrists." I said and he gave me a look. "Don't trust me? Fine." I said and slipped my jeans off. "Those are my favourites. Don't want them to get bloody." I said sat on my bed. "I'll help you through your first murder." I said. "This isn't my favourite. I killed my dad and his wife." "You didn't personally kill them, did you? No, you just cooked them into chilli. Now, to make it easier, make a long cut down the front of both of my thighs." I said. He didn't move an inch. "Do it." I ordered and then he moved made a deep, long cut down the front of both of my thighs.

I hissed at the pain I felt, but ignored. "Okay. Now three lines down my wrists. Vertically." I said and held my arms out. "Are you insane?" He asked. "Maybe. You want to kill me so badly, right? I'm giving you an opportunity." I said and Kenny stared at me wide eyed from the doorway.

"Aren't you going to do something?! That's your fiancée!" Zoey yelled. "She's gonna be fine." Kenny said, not taking his eyes off of me. "YOU'RE CRAZY!" She screamed and I saw that most of the people watching were a bit uneasy too. Stan had already thrown up.

Cartman held my wrists still and made three vertical cuts each and I bit my lip and squeezed my eyes shut. "Why? This is hurting you. It's killing you." Cartman said. "That just means you're doing a good job. You won't remember any of this tomorrow, anyway." I shrugged.

I took a deep breath. "Now, this is the last one. Slice my neck from collarbone to collarbone, then once it's bleeding, stab me in the heart and twist it. Oh, and make sure I'm on the floor, please." I said and Cartman nodded.

"Oh, I love you, Kenny. See ya tomorrow." I grinned at him. "Love you. See ya tomorrow." He winked. "SHE IS DYING AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS 'SEE YOU TOMORROW'?!?!" Zoey screamed.

"It's a long story." Kenny said and I smiled, then gasped as I felt the knife cut through the skin on my neck, and it felt wet. Black and white spots covered my vision and I stared up at the ceiling. I felt a pain in my chest, and gasped loudly, blood coming out of my mouth.

I faintly saw Cartman twist the knife and my vision went white, then completely black.