DJ/EDM Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

D.N.R.O.N.I #4

[Can we just admire how fucking innocent and adorable Martin looks here. But as you know from my chapters, that was quickly taken from him, if you know what I mean]

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Alan: *dancing while crying*

Ky: Do you see what happens when you ask for too much?

Alan: *continues to cry*

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*Alan recording*

Tijs: *sitting on a chair*

Martin: *gives him a lap dance but more extreme*

Chris: What the hell is going o-

Alan: Shhhh. . . Let nature do its thing. . .

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Ken: *holding a leaf blower to his mouth*

Ahrix: *staring at him with disappointment*

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*everyone pouring alcohol into Anton's mouth*

Will: *staring from afar with shock*

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Ky: What is water in its solid form?

Sonny: What is water in its solid form?

Sonny: Uhm, liquid-

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Alan: *tells a joke*

Walkers: *completely dying from laughter*

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Sonny: *trying to sing with his damaged vocals chords* Ay! COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN AY PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE WHAT COCAINE RUIN YO BRAIN!!

Anton: *jamming out in his seat*

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Martin: *crying* NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME! I'M USELESS! I'M NOBODY!

Tijs: *throws a stack of money at him*

Martin: *immediately stops crying* Thank you, baby! I love you!~

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*music starts playing*

Anton: *starts dancing like a mental patient*

Ky: *walks in and immediately walks out*

Martin: *walks in dazed and starts dancing weirdly and slowly*

Sonny: *dressed like a furry runs into the room*

Joel: *chasing him while wearing a fedora and a red beard*

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*Martin twerking onstage*

*Tijs in the background looking at him blankly*

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Alan: WHO MADE THE PIZZA?!

*everyone in the restaurant stays silent*

Alan: WHO MADE IT?!

Someone in the background: I did.

Alan: I LOVE YOU!