DJ/EDM Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

The Ryan Experiment

Basically. Bottoms (yes I will have to refer to them like that) will have a therapeutic session with Ryan (Kaskade, aka the OG big daddy energy. I'm looking at you Satan, don't you fricking dare) and talk about personal problems with him, while the tops will watch from the sidelines. This will show if a top is jealous or not.

Ky × Alan

Alan: I feel like my struggles aren't heard and people just don't get why I'm hurt a lot of the times.

Ryan: It's very hard to combat those feelings, but if you open up, maybe those feelings can be satisfied ultimately and people can finally understand you-

Ky: *mocking* mAyBE tHOse FEELinGs cAN bE sATIsFieD~

Ryan: Um, so anyways, if you feel no one understands your pains then you can always keep talking to me.

Ky: *mocking louder* YOu cAn AlwAyS keeP tAlKinG TO mE~ Oh lOOk aT Me I'M  RYaN AnD i'M sO nIcE anD eVerYone LIKeS me!~

Ryan: Is he okay?

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Tijs × Martin

Martin: I don't feel like I'm wanted, like I'm just gonna blend into the background. I don't feel special.

Ryan: Don't tell yourself that, if it makes you feel better, I think you're the most prized person in the world!

Martin: . . . Really?

Ryan: Yeah, I-

*Tijs crying while hugging Martin tightly*

Ryan: Um. . .

Tijs: Please, continue. . .

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Sonny × Joel

Sonny: I feel like no one understands my issues properly.

Ryan: I see, the best way you can deal with this is simply try explaining your issues to your partner better, elucidate on the problem.

Sonny: I haven't been too honest lately, maybe I will try it. Thank you! *hugs Ryan*

Joel: *holding a gun behind Ryan* Try anything and you're dead.

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Will × Ant

Ant: I've got some trust issues with people.

Ryan: I understand, it's always best to just trust more people, the more you trust, the more you're open to it. It may sound hard but in the end, it pays off.

Ryan: It must be easy for people to trust you, your eyes are like candy and you look so cute. But why can't you get yourself to trust others?

Ant: I don't know, but thank you for the compliments.

Ryan: No problem.

Will (outside looking through the window): *trying to break in while others are holding him back* LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!

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Ken × Ahrix

Ahrix: I'm very shy and I don't talk to a whole lot of people.

Ryan: It's simply nervousness, it's like stage fright. Talk to more people and the longer you talk to them, the better you are at approaching.

Ahrix: But what if you get scared?

Ryan: You won't be scared once you're doing it. You never let fear control your life.

Ryan: Except him, he should probably let the fact he'll suffocate scare him.

Ken: *under the couch squeezed* No, no, I'm fine, continue please.

A/N
I'm lonely and bored.